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How I think I look like when trying to be sexy. How I actually look like (Funny Quotes)
Darling! You really don't need to drive me crazy... I'm close enough to walk (Funny Quotes)
Maybe it's time to get her that pony (Funny Quotes)
When I hurt myself on an inanimate object I yell at it and beat it until I think it got what it deserves (Funny Quotes)
Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early (Funny Quotes)
You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? (Funny Quotes)
The biggest miracle Jesus performed was being a white guy in the Middle East (Funny Quotes)
Found Nemo. Delicious (Funny Quotes)
Quick. My wife is coming! (Funny Quotes)
I did absolutely nothing all day, and it was everything I thought it would be (Funny Quotes)
You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you (Funny Quotes)
WHEN THE SUN COMES UP, I HAVE MORALS AGAIN (Funny Quotes)
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six (Funny Quotes)
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse (Funny Quotes)
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company (Funny Quotes)
When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools (Funny Quotes)
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated (Funny Quotes)
A party without cake is just a meeting (Funny Quotes)
There may be no excuse for laziness, but Im still looking (Funny Quotes)
This might come as a surprise to you, but your boobs go inside your shirt (Funny Quotes)
I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation (Funny Quotes)
So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me...on Facebook (Funny Quotes)
My boyfriend's name is sleep, and I get some every night (Funny Quotes)
I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be (Funny Quotes)
If you ran as much as you run your mouth, you'd be in great shape (Funny Quotes)
Some songs wake up my inner stripper (Funny Quotes)
They say I have A.D.D. but I think they're full of. oh look a kitty! (Funny Quotes)
They say good things come to those who wait, so i'm going to be about an hour late (Funny Quotes)
The way I see it: the more people that hate me, the less people I have to please (Funny Quotes)
Reading won't solve your problems. But then again, neither will housework (Funny Quotes)