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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished (Funny Quotes)
Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long (Funny Quotes)
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired (Funny Quotes)
I have nothing to wear (Funny Quotes)
My hair was famous before I was (Funny Quotes)
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils (Funny Quotes)
At my age flowers scare me (Funny Quotes)
I feel bad for the flu if it has to spend time in my body. (Funny Quotes)
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad (Funny Quotes)
Thanks for taking a break from complaining about your kids to let me know how great parenthood is (Funny Quotes)
Things are never so bad they can't be made worse (Funny Quotes)
That was too close. I almost had to socialize (Funny Quotes)
Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye (Funny Quotes)
I'm happy on your birthday because you're one year closer to being dead (Funny Quotes)
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of fat happy women (Funny Quotes)
You can't always have a good hair day (Funny Quotes)
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did (Funny Quotes)
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny (Funny Quotes)
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals (Funny Quotes)
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else (Funny Quotes)
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep (Funny Quotes)
How I feel watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show (Funny Quotes)
Oh grass you’re so funny. Stop it (Funny Quotes)
Drop something while in bed? Reach (Funny Quotes)
What I expected. What I got (Funny Quotes)
Give me your feet (Funny Quotes)
Mom, I just really need to focus on my art right now (Funny Quotes)
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much (Funny Quotes)
That’s so funny! Even my camel got it! (Funny Quotes)
Hmphhhh! We’re not talkin’ to YOU. We’re still mad at you for going on vacation without US (Funny Quotes)