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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening (Funny Quotes)
Men are only as loyal as their options (Funny Quotes)
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat (Funny Quotes)
Feed me so i can take a nap (Funny Quotes)
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house (Funny Quotes)
Reading one book is like eating one potato chip (Funny Quotes)
Calories don't count on the weekend (Funny Quotes)
Life is short. False. It's the longest thing you do (Funny Quotes)
Thank goodness pets can't talk, they all know too much (Funny Quotes)
There is just not enough time in the day for all the naps I want to take (Funny Quotes)
Lazy rule: Can't reach it. Don't need it (Funny Quotes)
The problem is that obesity runs in our family. No, the problem is that no one runs in your family! (Funny Quotes)
i solemnly swear that i am up to no good (Funny Quotes)
You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow (Funny Quotes)
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? (Funny Quotes)
Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single, all the other days I know it for sure (Funny Quotes)
Monday. Yay! (Funny Quotes)
Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days (Funny Quotes)
Today the dog. Tomorrow the world (Funny Quotes)
As long as everything is exactly the way I want, I'm totally flexible (Funny Quotes)
12 hours of labor? I am going to hear about this for the rest of my life (Funny Quotes)
The average woman falls in love 7 times a year. Only 6 are with shoes (Funny Quotes)
All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would a queen (Funny Quotes)
Should I tell him I am here? (Funny Quotes)
So that's where I left my pile of cats (Funny Quotes)
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it?” “How bad is what?” (Funny Quotes)
If I ignore it will it go away?? (Funny Quotes)
Tomorrow. A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored (Funny Quotes)
Guuuuurl... That bag does not go with that top! (Funny Quotes)
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid (Funny Quotes)