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She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong (Funny Quotes)
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight (Funny Quotes)
I'll sleep when i'm dead (Funny Quotes)
I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day (Funny Quotes)
You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang (Funny Quotes)
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry (Funny Quotes)
My life so far (Funny Quotes)
I'm always here for you as a living example of how things could be much worse (Funny Quotes)
Well, I'm here. What's your next two wishes? (Funny Quotes)
Now kiss (Funny Quotes)
Memories. Some things can never be forgotten (Funny Quotes)
How babies will be born in the future (Funny Quotes)
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother (Funny Quotes)
The way to a man`s heart is through his chest (Funny Quotes)
No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep (Funny Quotes)
My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met (Funny Quotes)
I love days when my only problem is tea or coffee (Funny Quotes)
Sweat like a pig look like a fox (Funny Quotes)
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk (Funny Quotes)
If you get a booty call at 3:00 a.m you probably weren't first on the list (Funny Quotes)
in the morning i'm like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", but by the evening i'm like "Eat all the food!" (Funny Quotes)
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something (Funny Quotes)
You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions (Funny Quotes)
Don't scare me!, I poop easily (Funny Quotes)
When I'm alone and order a pizza I yell "pizzas here" so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a loser (Funny Quotes)
God is dead. Nietzsche is dead (Funny Quotes)
Are you mocking me? Cuz I feel like I'm being mocked (Funny Quotes)
Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens - and then everybody disagrees (Funny Quotes)
I'm not funny. What I am is brave (Funny Quotes)
TO ME - OLD AGE IS ALWAYS TEN YEARS OLDER THAN I AM (Funny Quotes)