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Politics is show business for ugly people (Funny Quotes)
My idea of fast food is a mallard (Funny Quotes)
That's not sweat on your face it's fat crying (Funny Quotes)
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die (Funny Quotes)
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement (Funny Quotes)
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner (Funny Quotes)
Bad hair day? More like bad hair life (Funny Quotes)
I'm in shape. Unfortunately, its the wrong one (Funny Quotes)
"Maybe you should read the instructions." NO! I GOT THIS!!! (Funny Quotes)
All generalizations are false, including this one (Funny Quotes)
I don't care what you think of me, unless you think I'm awesome. In which case you are right (Funny Quotes)
Someday you'll find yourself, and will you be disappointed! (Funny Quotes)
I don't think my meds are strong enough (Funny Quotes)
A chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them them as they pass by (Funny Quotes)
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong (Funny Quotes)
Don't ever tell the mother of a newborn that her baby's smile is just gas (Funny Quotes)
It's funny how day by day nothing changes, But when you look back everything is different (Funny Quotes)
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla (Funny Quotes)
Mistakes men make: 1. Doing things 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things (Funny Quotes)
At first I was like. But then I was all (Funny Quotes)
What being an adult feels like (Funny Quotes)
I do many things well. None of which generate income (Funny Quotes)
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally (Funny Quotes)
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's too much fraternizing with the enemy (Funny Quotes)
Just because I rarely bother to return your calls and emails doesn't mean I don't consider you a close friend (Funny Quotes)
I ate so much it hurts to breathe (Funny Quotes)
There is no angry way to say bubbles (Funny Quotes)
You know you can't read. It's the Bible, you get credit for trying (Funny Quotes)
Funny thing about a real woman. They don't need you. They want you. And if you start slacking, that can be content without you (Funny Quotes)
It too Ralph six minutes to realize the balloon wasn't going to come back (Funny Quotes)