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Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days (Funny Quotes)
Well, i'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch (Funny Quotes)
Today the dog. Tomorrow the world (Funny Quotes)
As long as everything is exactly the way I want, I'm totally flexible (Funny Quotes)
12 hours of labor? I am going to hear about this for the rest of my life (Funny Quotes)
The average woman falls in love 7 times a year. Only 6 are with shoes (Funny Quotes)
Should I tell him I am here? (Funny Quotes)
So that's where I left my pile of cats (Funny Quotes)
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it?” “How bad is what?” (Funny Quotes)
If I ignore it will it go away?? (Funny Quotes)
Tomorrow. A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored (Funny Quotes)
Guuuuurl... That bag does not go with that top! (Funny Quotes)
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid (Funny Quotes)
Politics is show business for ugly people (Funny Quotes)
My idea of fast food is a mallard (Funny Quotes)
That's not sweat on your face it's fat crying (Funny Quotes)
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die (Funny Quotes)
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement (Funny Quotes)
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner (Funny Quotes)
Bad hair day? More like bad hair life (Funny Quotes)
I'm in shape. Unfortunately, its the wrong one (Funny Quotes)
"Maybe you should read the instructions." NO! I GOT THIS!!! (Funny Quotes)
All generalizations are false, including this one (Funny Quotes)
I don't care what you think of me, unless you think I'm awesome. In which case you are right (Funny Quotes)
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two (Funny Quotes)
Someday you'll find yourself, and will you be disappointed! (Funny Quotes)
I don't think my meds are strong enough (Funny Quotes)
A chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them them as they pass by (Funny Quotes)
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong (Funny Quotes)
Don't ever tell the mother of a newborn that her baby's smile is just gas (Funny Quotes)