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That awkward moment when adults think they're funny, but they are just annoying  (Funny Quotes) Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge  (Funny Quotes) I love you just the way I am  (Funny Quotes) To nom? Or not to nom? That is the question  (Funny Quotes) Oh, your friends are coming? let me turn into the nicest mom in the world  (Funny Quotes) My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes  (Funny Quotes) Bye kids, we quit  (Funny Quotes) Ten men are waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired  (Funny Quotes) Children should be neither seen, heard or smelled  (Funny Quotes) Why do I still have Facebook? So that I can slowly watch all the hot girls from my high school get ugly  (Funny Quotes) You didn't really take my nose, that's just your thumb  (Funny Quotes) They say follow your dreams, so I'm back in bed  (Funny Quotes) Never say 'that won't happen to me'. Life has a funny way of proving us wrong  (Funny Quotes) No one here. Yes! Oh lawd. Oh Lawdy yes!!  (Funny Quotes) Grandparent cats, learning how to skype  (Funny Quotes) I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good  (Funny Quotes) Whoa whoa whoa. I'm gonna need to see some id  (Funny Quotes) Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are  (Funny Quotes) I love you. Liar!  (Funny Quotes) The stupid, it burns  (Funny Quotes) Get in the car, now, Gladys! Whatcha' gonna do about it?  (Funny Quotes) This is how I feel when people fight on Facebook  (Funny Quotes) Me every Monday morning  (Funny Quotes) When females take group photos. Gravity suddenly gets a lot stronger  (Funny Quotes) Boyfriend says “Excuse Me” to girl in club. “How is she??”  (Funny Quotes) No, seriously tell me more, you’re so interesting  (Funny Quotes) Be optimistic. So far... So good  (Funny Quotes) How funny my girlfriend thinks I am  (Funny Quotes) We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police  (Funny Quotes) When people sing happy birthday to you and you just sit there like  (Funny Quotes)
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