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Funny Quotes

Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me Picture Quote #1

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes Picture Quote #1

Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you Picture Quote #1

I still have no idea what I'm doing Picture Quote #1

How I feel when I say

Rawr!!!!! Just kidding. I'm only a turtle Picture Quote #1

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Mrs Bieber? yes Picture Quote #1

Time for tickles! Picture Quote #1

No one told him that he can breathe underwater Picture Quote #1

Kids. If they aren't working for you, they're working against you Picture Quote #1

Is that your card? Picture Quote #1

What? Oh, that. I dunno Picture Quote #1

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Invisible rollercoaster Picture Quote #1

Get well soon! I can only be nice for so long Picture Quote #1

Me before I get ready in the morning Picture Quote #1

Buy a weeks worth of food. Get some fast food on the way home Picture Quote #1

Is mutiny funny to you Mr. Archer? I dunno, maybe a mutiny of clowns Picture Quote #1

Funny? Not really Picture Quote #1

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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope Picture Quote #1

A good listener is usually thinking about something else Picture Quote #1

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home Picture Quote #1

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry Picture Quote #1

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight Picture Quote #1

I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting Picture Quote #1

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Stress doesn't really go with my outfit Picture Quote #1

My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk Picture Quote #1

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! Picture Quote #1

When I was your age, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests Picture Quote #1

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank Picture Quote #1

I have made this letter longer than usual, only because I have not had the time to make it shorter Picture Quote #1

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Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me (Funny Quotes) Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes (Funny Quotes) Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you (Funny Quotes) I still have no idea what I'm doing (Funny Quotes) How I feel when I say "therefore" (Funny Quotes) Rawr!!!!! Just kidding. I'm only a turtle (Funny Quotes) Mrs Bieber? yes (Funny Quotes) Time for tickles! (Funny Quotes) No one told him that he can breathe underwater (Funny Quotes) Kids. If they aren't working for you, they're working against you (Funny Quotes) Is that your card? (Funny Quotes) What? Oh, that. I dunno (Funny Quotes) Invisible rollercoaster (Funny Quotes) Get well soon! I can only be nice for so long (Funny Quotes) Me before I get ready in the morning (Funny Quotes) Buy a weeks worth of food. Get some fast food on the way home (Funny Quotes) Is mutiny funny to you Mr. Archer? I dunno, maybe a mutiny of clowns (Funny Quotes) Funny? Not really (Funny Quotes) Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope (Funny Quotes) A good listener is usually thinking about something else (Funny Quotes) For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home (Funny Quotes) I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry (Funny Quotes) I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight (Funny Quotes) I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting (Funny Quotes) Stress doesn't really go with my outfit (Funny Quotes) My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk (Funny Quotes) If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! (Funny Quotes) When I was your age, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests (Funny Quotes) If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank (Funny Quotes) I have made this letter longer than usual, only because I have not had the time to make it shorter (Funny Quotes)

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