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Dear cellphone companies, please make an 'Unsend my text' option (Funny Quotes)
My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari (Funny Quotes)
Don't bite the hand that feeds you. There's barely any meat on it. Go for the thighs (Funny Quotes)
Don't mind if I don't (Funny Quotes)
Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running (Funny Quotes)
I don't expect everything handed to me, just set it down wherever (Funny Quotes)
So you're saying I just cry and boobs appear (Funny Quotes)
What? you think beauty comes naturally?... whatever! (Funny Quotes)
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you (Funny Quotes)
Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth (Funny Quotes)
Life is short, eat dessert first (Funny Quotes)
I had fun once, it was horrible (Funny Quotes)
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married (Funny Quotes)
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him (Funny Quotes)
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed (Funny Quotes)
I say "ouch" before i'm even sure it hurt, just in case (Funny Quotes)
My fear is that PMS doesn't exist and this is my real personality (Funny Quotes)
Life is too short to waste time matching socks (Funny Quotes)
Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie (Funny Quotes)
If no one comes from the future to stop you doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be? (Funny Quotes)
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death (Funny Quotes)
For some, there's therapy. For the rest of us there's chocolate (Funny Quotes)
Every time i use the word "like" as a filler i hate myself a little bit more (Funny Quotes)
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight (Funny Quotes)
Happy endings are for pussies (Funny Quotes)
My girlfriend is getting so tired of my Linkin Park references. But in the end, it doesn't even matter (Funny Quotes)
Phone batteries last longer than relationships these days (Funny Quotes)
Bad things happen to good people because its funnier (Funny Quotes)
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog (Funny Quotes)
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate (Funny Quotes)