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Me. Internet. Life goals (Funny Quotes)
Chocolate makes your clothes shrink (Funny Quotes)
Marilyn Monroe saves the day (Funny Quotes)
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes... I’m thinking of making a few more (Funny Quotes)
Psst, whatcha doin? (Funny Quotes)
Why she might be upset. Part 1 (Funny Quotes)
Funny is an attitude (Funny Quotes)
Shopping is the best medicine (Funny Quotes)
Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate (Funny Quotes)
Stay weird (Funny Quotes)
I am two with nature (Funny Quotes)
My burrito slowly fell apart (Funny Quotes)
Fame, I have already. Now I need the money (Funny Quotes)
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age (Funny Quotes)
I've put more thought into my Halloween costume than into my career (Funny Quotes)
Falling is love is beautiful, its staying together that can get ugly (Funny Quotes)
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand (Funny Quotes)
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent (Funny Quotes)
Having a pet is the reason I only spend 97 percent of the day thinking about myself (Funny Quotes)
Typing a huge paragraph with your true feelings, but then erasing it and typing 'yeah.' (Funny Quotes)
That moment when you have so much stuff to do but you decide to take a nap instead (Funny Quotes)
Now I can get fat (Funny Quotes)
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants (Funny Quotes)
After reviewing all my other options, we should totally hang out tonight (Funny Quotes)
Me. You (Funny Quotes)
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice (Funny Quotes)
Both of us can't look good at the same time - it's me or the house. (Funny Quotes)
When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong (Funny Quotes)
Oops.. I pooted (Funny Quotes)
It's not my fault you didn't read the fine print. I came with a warning label (Funny Quotes)