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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it (Funny Quotes)
You were an epic waste of my time (Funny Quotes)
How to handle stress like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away (Funny Quotes)
I hate to waste sick days actually being sick (Funny Quotes)
Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way (Funny Quotes)
Don't make me poison your food, dear (Funny Quotes)
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand (Funny Quotes)
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea (Funny Quotes)
So, there's this girl, she's beautiful, funny, has a great personality and guess what? She's reading this right now (Funny Quotes)
Stop the world I want to get off (Funny Quotes)
Today was going great until, people (Funny Quotes)
I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people (Funny Quotes)
The doctor said it's cooties... I think you should get yourself checked (Funny Quotes)
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They'll never believe you (Funny Quotes)
Nailed it (Funny Quotes)
I got 8 more lives, might as well spend 1 chillin’ (Funny Quotes)
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And thats kind of the same thing (Funny Quotes)
Twitter is stupid, and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read (Funny Quotes)
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging (Funny Quotes)
If you have to wake me up to ask me for something, the answer is automatically, 'No!' (Funny Quotes)
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin`, too (Funny Quotes)
If Monday had a face I would punch it (Funny Quotes)
Life is short. Buy the shoes (Funny Quotes)
I dunno lol (Funny Quotes)
Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August (Funny Quotes)
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money (Funny Quotes)
If cats could talk, they wouldn't (Funny Quotes)
Time is what prevents everything from happening at once (Funny Quotes)
I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive (Funny Quotes)
Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it (Funny Quotes)