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If I have learned one thing since joining Facebook, it's that I'm not nearly as messed up as I thought I was. So, it's not me, it's you. What a relief (Funny Quotes)
Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving" (Funny Quotes)
Pretending I'm a pleasant person all day is exhausting (Funny Quotes)
When things go wrong, don't go with them (Funny Quotes)
When mom is alone with the baby. When dad is alone with the baby (Funny Quotes)
Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue (Funny Quotes)
I'm still hot, it just comes in flashes now (Funny Quotes)
Let just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth (Funny Quotes)
My face when I miss my alarm (Funny Quotes)
No, I have not slept well... why do you ask? (Funny Quotes)
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am (Funny Quotes)
I'm so angry i made a sign (Funny Quotes)
The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy (Funny Quotes)
What does not kill you will likely try again (Funny Quotes)
Put me in a home, I put you in the ground (Funny Quotes)
Mom told me not to touch it (Funny Quotes)
You're late (Funny Quotes)
Just what part of meow don't you understand (Funny Quotes)
Never leave the house in sweats. A girl must be prepared to meet a dashing stranger or an old enemy (Funny Quotes)
It's okay to follow your heart but take your brain with you (Funny Quotes)
No, I didn't lose my mind. It got scared and ran away (Funny Quotes)
That was a lot of lying for one person to do. Here, sit down. You must be exhausted (Funny Quotes)
Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (Funny Quotes)
I have so much to do that I'm going to bed (Funny Quotes)
I'm smart. I'm funny. I'm pretty. So there's no way I could be a size 2. God had to be fair (Funny Quotes)
Close enough (Funny Quotes)
You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool (Funny Quotes)
I'd say the negotiations went much better than expected, bedtime was pushed back 10 minutes (Funny Quotes)
Its so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say (Funny Quotes)
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night (Funny Quotes)