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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
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That's not sweat on your face it's fat crying  (Funny Quotes) Miami Beach is where neon goes to die  (Funny Quotes) Reading one book is like eating one potato chip  (Funny Quotes) Bad hair day? More like bad hair life  (Funny Quotes) Lazy rule: Can't reach it. Don't need it  (Funny Quotes) I'm in shape. Unfortunately, its the wrong one  (Funny Quotes) i solemnly swear that i am up to no good  (Funny Quotes) "Maybe you should read the instructions." NO! I GOT THIS!!!  (Funny Quotes) All generalizations are false, including this one  (Funny Quotes) You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions  (Funny Quotes) I don't care what you think of me, unless you think I'm awesome. In which case you are right  (Funny Quotes) Someday you'll find yourself, and will you be disappointed!  (Funny Quotes) Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single, all the other days I know it for sure  (Funny Quotes) Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days  (Funny Quotes) A chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them them as they pass by  (Funny Quotes) What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong  (Funny Quotes) As long as everything is exactly the way I want, I'm totally flexible  (Funny Quotes) 12 hours of labor? I am going to hear about this for the rest of my life  (Funny Quotes) Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens - and then everybody disagrees  (Funny Quotes) Cats are wonderful. They don't judge you. All they want is love. Feed my, slut  (Funny Quotes) At first I was like. But then I was all  (Funny Quotes) What being an adult feels like  (Funny Quotes) Memories. Some things can never be forgotten  (Funny Quotes) TO ME - OLD AGE IS ALWAYS TEN YEARS OLDER THAN I AM  (Funny Quotes) Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid  (Funny Quotes) My idea of fast food is a mallard  (Funny Quotes) No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's too much fraternizing with the enemy  (Funny Quotes) If you get a booty call at 3:00 a.m you probably weren't first on the list  (Funny Quotes) Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two  (Funny Quotes)
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