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Funny Quotes

Don't stare at his legs, don't stare at his legs, don't stare at his legs Picture Quote #1

As i do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy Picture Quote #1

I'll never be old enough to know better Picture Quote #1

Dude, I'm joking you are not adopted Picture Quote #1

If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream Picture Quote #1

She's my best friend of course i'm going to tell her everything you said Picture Quote #1

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I'm smarter than you're Picture Quote #1

How I feel without makeup Picture Quote #1

It's not funny when you're next Picture Quote #1

They say try everything once, not everyone once Picture Quote #1

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy Picture Quote #1

Get at least eight hours of sleep. Nine if you're ugly Picture Quote #1

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When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you Picture Quote #1

Me, after watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show Picture Quote #1

I love you with all my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger Picture Quote #1

I miss you like an idiot misses the point Picture Quote #1

Only dead fish go with the flow Picture Quote #3

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you Picture Quote #1

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If she says

Ted has learned that Susan does indeed have a last nerve Picture Quote #1

I told you I was sick Picture Quote #1

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits Picture Quote #1

Totally worth it Picture Quote #1

Expectation. Reality Picture Quote #7

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The most exercise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck Picture Quote #1

Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug Picture Quote #1

Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee Picture Quote #1

Attitude. You know it when you see it Picture Quote #1

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now Picture Quote #1

If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'm happy to lock you in the other room when you come over Picture Quote #1

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Text Quotes

Don't stare at his legs, don't stare at his legs, don't stare at his legs (Funny Quotes) As i do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy (Funny Quotes) I'll never be old enough to know better (Funny Quotes) Dude, I'm joking you are not adopted (Funny Quotes) If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream (Funny Quotes) She's my best friend of course i'm going to tell her everything you said (Funny Quotes) I'm smarter than you're (Funny Quotes) How I feel without makeup (Funny Quotes) It's not funny when you're next (Funny Quotes) They say try everything once, not everyone once (Funny Quotes) All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy (Funny Quotes) Get at least eight hours of sleep. Nine if you're ugly (Funny Quotes) When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you (Funny Quotes) Me, after watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show (Funny Quotes) I love you with all my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger (Funny Quotes) I miss you like an idiot misses the point (Funny Quotes) Only dead fish go with the flow (Funny Quotes) Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you (Funny Quotes) If she says "do whatever you want", do NOT do whatever you want (Funny Quotes) Ted has learned that Susan does indeed have a last nerve (Funny Quotes) I told you I was sick (Funny Quotes) The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits (Funny Quotes) Totally worth it (Funny Quotes) Expectation. Reality (Funny Quotes) The most exercise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck (Funny Quotes) Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug (Funny Quotes) Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee (Funny Quotes) Attitude. You know it when you see it (Funny Quotes) Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now (Funny Quotes) If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'm happy to lock you in the other room when you come over (Funny Quotes)

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