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My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk (Funny Quotes)
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! (Funny Quotes)
When I was your age, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests (Funny Quotes)
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank (Funny Quotes)
I have made this letter longer than usual, only because I have not had the time to make it shorter (Funny Quotes)
Sorry I thought you were pregnant (Funny Quotes)
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers (Funny Quotes)
Big or small, young or old, I think most men will agree... women are scary (Funny Quotes)
I miss you. Whenever something funny happens, I always want to tell you about it (Funny Quotes)
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant (Funny Quotes)
Please Please Please Please Please Please (Funny Quotes)
Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh (Funny Quotes)
Funny thing. I just got back from the center of the universe... I didn't see you anywhere (Funny Quotes)
But mooooom (Funny Quotes)
Don't bite the hand that feeds you - bite the other one (Funny Quotes)
He's making that face again, isn't he. Nope (Funny Quotes)
Oh you ordered some pizza. That's funny because I ordered some sits (Funny Quotes)
How can you not care? Like this (Funny Quotes)
How I want to spend every minute of every day (Funny Quotes)
Those 10 seconds after your laptop dies and you are hopelessly staring at a dark screen (Funny Quotes)
When you start paying your own power bill (Funny Quotes)
You never yell when the cat does it (Funny Quotes)
That awkward moment when you realize that this potato looks better in a bikini than you (Funny Quotes)
There, there (Funny Quotes)
The other side of the picture (Funny Quotes)
It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life (Funny Quotes)
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member (Funny Quotes)
I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long (Funny Quotes)
Help! They are kidnapping me (Funny Quotes)
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe (Funny Quotes)





























