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Funny Quotes

Sorry I thought you were pregnant Picture Quote #1

Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers Picture Quote #1

Big or small, young or old, I think most men will agree... women are scary Picture Quote #1

I miss you. Whenever something funny happens, I always want to tell you about it Picture Quote #1

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant Picture Quote #1

Please Please Please Please Please Please Picture Quote #1

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Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh Picture Quote #1

Funny thing. I just got back from the center of the universe... I didn't see you anywhere Picture Quote #1

But mooooom Picture Quote #1

Don't bite the hand that feeds you - bite the other one Picture Quote #1

He's making that face again, isn't he. Nope Picture Quote #1

Oh you ordered some pizza. That's funny because I ordered some sits Picture Quote #1

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How can you not care? Like this Picture Quote #1

How I want to spend every minute of every day Picture Quote #1

Those 10 seconds after your laptop dies and you are hopelessly staring at a dark screen Picture Quote #1

When you start paying your own power bill Picture Quote #1

You never yell when the cat does it Picture Quote #1

That awkward moment when you realize that this potato looks better in a bikini than you Picture Quote #1

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There, there Picture Quote #1

The other side of the picture Picture Quote #1

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life Picture Quote #1

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member Picture Quote #1

I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long Picture Quote #1

Help! They are kidnapping me Picture Quote #1

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Meanwhile, in a parallel universe Picture Quote #1

What I think I look like eating alone. What I actually look like Picture Quote #1

Here’s one that tried to escape from the kitchen Picture Quote #1

Individuality. So others can learn from your mistakes Picture Quote #1

What I think I look like. What I actually look like Picture Quote #1

Mouth says eat. Legs say no Picture Quote #1

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Sorry I thought you were pregnant (Funny Quotes) Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers (Funny Quotes) Big or small, young or old, I think most men will agree... women are scary (Funny Quotes) I miss you. Whenever something funny happens, I always want to tell you about it (Funny Quotes) Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant (Funny Quotes) Please Please Please Please Please Please (Funny Quotes) Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh (Funny Quotes) Funny thing. I just got back from the center of the universe... I didn't see you anywhere (Funny Quotes) But mooooom (Funny Quotes) Don't bite the hand that feeds you - bite the other one (Funny Quotes) He's making that face again, isn't he. Nope (Funny Quotes) Oh you ordered some pizza. That's funny because I ordered some sits (Funny Quotes) How can you not care? Like this (Funny Quotes) How I want to spend every minute of every day (Funny Quotes) Those 10 seconds after your laptop dies and you are hopelessly staring at a dark screen (Funny Quotes) When you start paying your own power bill (Funny Quotes) You never yell when the cat does it (Funny Quotes) That awkward moment when you realize that this potato looks better in a bikini than you (Funny Quotes) There, there (Funny Quotes) The other side of the picture (Funny Quotes) It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life (Funny Quotes) I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member (Funny Quotes) I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long (Funny Quotes) Help! They are kidnapping me (Funny Quotes) Meanwhile, in a parallel universe (Funny Quotes) What I think I look like eating alone. What I actually look like (Funny Quotes) Here’s one that tried to escape from the kitchen (Funny Quotes) Individuality. So others can learn from your mistakes (Funny Quotes) What I think I look like. What I actually look like (Funny Quotes) Mouth says eat. Legs say no (Funny Quotes)

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