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Funny Quotes

When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
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I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money  (Funny Quotes) So, there's this girl, she's beautiful, funny, has a great personality and guess what? She's reading this right now  (Funny Quotes) Twitter is stupid, and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read  (Funny Quotes) Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine time  (Funny Quotes) Dear cellphone companies, please make an 'Unsend my text' option  (Funny Quotes) My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari  (Funny Quotes) Don't bite the hand that feeds you. There's barely any meat on it. Go for the thighs  (Funny Quotes) If you have to wake me up to ask me for something, the answer is automatically, 'No!'  (Funny Quotes) Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin`, too  (Funny Quotes) Don't mind if I don't  (Funny Quotes) If Monday had a face I would punch it  (Funny Quotes) I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people  (Funny Quotes) So you're saying I just cry and boobs appear  (Funny Quotes) Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you  (Funny Quotes) If cats could talk, they wouldn't  (Funny Quotes) Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth  (Funny Quotes) Life is short, eat dessert first  (Funny Quotes) I had fun once, it was horrible  (Funny Quotes) I miss you. The old you. The new one sucks  (Funny Quotes) I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive  (Funny Quotes) Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him  (Funny Quotes) My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed  (Funny Quotes) Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it  (Funny Quotes) Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running  (Funny Quotes) Life is short. Buy the shoes  (Funny Quotes) Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie  (Funny Quotes) If no one comes from the future to stop you doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?  (Funny Quotes) What? you think beauty comes naturally?... whatever!  (Funny Quotes) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death  (Funny Quotes) Every time i use the word "like" as a filler i hate myself a little bit more  (Funny Quotes)
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