HOME POPULAR Love Life Inspiration Motivation Funny Friendship Family Faith Happy Hurt Sad Cute Success Wisdom ALL TOPICS Animals Art Attitude Beauty Business Birthdays Dreams Facts Fitness Food Forgiving Miss You Nature Peace Smile So True Sports Teenage Trust Movie TV Weddings More.. AUTHORS Einstein Plato Aristotle Twain Monroe Jefferson Wilde Carroll Confucius Hepburn Dalai Lama Lewis Lincoln Mandela Lao Tzu Ford More.. Meme Maker University Memes
Follow On Pinterest

Funny Quotes

I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
1 - 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 - 99
Text Quotes
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money  (Funny Quotes) So, there's this girl, she's beautiful, funny, has a great personality and guess what? She's reading this right now  (Funny Quotes) Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine time  (Funny Quotes) Dear cellphone companies, please make an 'Unsend my text' option  (Funny Quotes) My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari  (Funny Quotes) Don't bite the hand that feeds you. There's barely any meat on it. Go for the thighs  (Funny Quotes) If you have to wake me up to ask me for something, the answer is automatically, 'No!'  (Funny Quotes) Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin`, too  (Funny Quotes) Don't mind if I don't  (Funny Quotes) If Monday had a face I would punch it  (Funny Quotes) I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people  (Funny Quotes) So you're saying I just cry and boobs appear  (Funny Quotes) What? you think beauty comes naturally?... whatever!  (Funny Quotes) Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you  (Funny Quotes) If cats could talk, they wouldn't  (Funny Quotes) Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth  (Funny Quotes) Life is short, eat dessert first  (Funny Quotes) Time is what prevents everything from happening at once  (Funny Quotes) I had fun once, it was horrible  (Funny Quotes) I miss you. The old you. The new one sucks  (Funny Quotes) I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive  (Funny Quotes) Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him  (Funny Quotes) My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed  (Funny Quotes) Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it  (Funny Quotes) Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running  (Funny Quotes) I don't expect everything handed to me, just set it down wherever  (Funny Quotes) Life is short. Buy the shoes  (Funny Quotes) Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie  (Funny Quotes) If no one comes from the future to stop you doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?  (Funny Quotes) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death  (Funny Quotes)
1 - 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 - 99