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Funny Quotes

Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
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I don't think my meds are strong enough  (Funny Quotes) I ate so much it hurts to breathe  (Funny Quotes) You know you can't read. It's the Bible, you get credit for trying  (Funny Quotes) Don't ever tell the mother of a newborn that her baby's smile is just gas  (Funny Quotes) All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would a queen  (Funny Quotes) It's funny how day by day nothing changes, But when you look back everything is different  (Funny Quotes) Darling! You really don't need to drive me crazy... I'm close enough to walk  (Funny Quotes) Mistakes men make: 1. Doing things 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things  (Funny Quotes) Maybe it's time to get her that pony  (Funny Quotes) When I hurt myself on an inanimate object I yell at it and beat it until I think it got what it deserves  (Funny Quotes) So that's where I left my pile of cats  (Funny Quotes) Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early  (Funny Quotes) The biggest miracle Jesus performed was being a white guy in the Middle East  (Funny Quotes) Found Nemo. Delicious  (Funny Quotes) Quick. My wife is coming!  (Funny Quotes) Tomorrow. A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored  (Funny Quotes) You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you  (Funny Quotes) You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six  (Funny Quotes) Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse  (Funny Quotes) Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company  (Funny Quotes) Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement  (Funny Quotes) I do many things well. None of which generate income  (Funny Quotes) When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools  (Funny Quotes) A party without cake is just a meeting  (Funny Quotes) If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner  (Funny Quotes) There may be no excuse for laziness, but Im still looking  (Funny Quotes) This might come as a surprise to you, but your boobs go inside your shirt  (Funny Quotes) I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally  (Funny Quotes) Some songs wake up my inner stripper  (Funny Quotes) They say I have A.D.D. but I think they're full of. oh look a kitty!  (Funny Quotes)
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