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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps Picture Quote #1

I’m having my house repainted and we have a piano in the corner and the painter says, Is that y’all’s piano? I said, No, that’s our coffee table; it just has buck teeth. Here’s Your Sign Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn’t Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road Picture Quote #1

If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren’t juicy Picture Quote #1

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain’t nobody’s babydoll Picture Quote #1

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When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they’re talking about, let’s do that Picture Quote #1

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country Picture Quote #1

People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I’m like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper Picture Quote #1

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now Picture Quote #1

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience Picture Quote #1

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don’t ever get into this really thinking you’re gonna make it Picture Quote #1

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I don’t necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I’m a comedian and I have a Southern accent Picture Quote #1

Comics don’t usually have very long careers, and I’m 22 years into this Picture Quote #1

As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character Picture Quote #1

As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don’t have the benefit of visual things Picture Quote #1

All these years I’ve sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them Picture Quote #1

Nowadays you can’t even spank your kids. No, gotta give ‘em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I’m having my house repainted and we have a piano in the corner and the painter says, Is that y’all’s piano? I said, No, that’s our coffee table; it just has buck teeth. Here’s Your Sign (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn’t (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren’t juicy (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain’t nobody’s babydoll (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they’re talking about, let’s do that (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I’m like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don’t ever get into this really thinking you’re gonna make it (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I don’t necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I’m a comedian and I have a Southern accent (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Comics don’t usually have very long careers, and I’m 22 years into this (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don’t have the benefit of visual things (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) All these years I’ve sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Nowadays you can’t even spank your kids. No, gotta give ‘em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes)

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