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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool Picture Quote #1

Country music is about new love and it’s about old love Picture Quote #1

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

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We’re a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms Picture Quote #1

There’s no down time any more Picture Quote #1

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? Picture Quote #1

I know if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy Picture Quote #1

I really don’t require a whole lot in life Picture Quote #1

If men have a smell it’s usually an accident Picture Quote #1

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It’s a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old Picture Quote #1

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous Picture Quote #1

I’ll just have itchy, watery eyes! Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels Picture Quote #1

I love comedy. God has given me this platform Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat Picture Quote #1

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Country music is about new love and it’s about old love (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) We’re a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) There’s no down time any more (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I know if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I really don’t require a whole lot in life (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If men have a smell it’s usually an accident (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) It’s a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) It’s hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Nothing in life prepares you to be famous (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I’ll just have itchy, watery eyes! (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I love comedy. God has given me this platform (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes)

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