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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

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I wish I could relate to the people I’m related to  (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police  (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Men like beer and something naked  (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck  (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand  (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn’t tell their therapist  (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if... your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds  (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication  (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck  (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out  (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If you can’t remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you’re either gay, or married  (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup  (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Kids aren’t suppose to have cancer, they’re suppose to have a future  (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture  (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I’m an outdoor nut. If I’m not working, I’m on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain  (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes)
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