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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You might be a redneck if you’re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs ‘round over yonder, back’ah Bubba’s barn Picture Quote #1

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you’re going to do Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’re a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds Picture Quote #1

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don’t really ask too much about what you’re eating Picture Quote #1

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I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. That’s the guys I’d rather go talk to. I’d rather take my act outside the church Picture Quote #1

The biggest thing I’ve learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice Picture Quote #1

Nowadays you can’t even spank your kids. No, gotta give ‘em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass Picture Quote #1

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that’s been driven that hard by that many people, you really don’t want to put your key in it Picture Quote #1

You find out that all this stuff you’ve accumulated, you could care less about it. It’s just the relationships that matter Picture Quote #1

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We probably stagnate our children’s emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift Picture Quote #1

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I’ve been yelled at by everyone in the family Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded Picture Quote #1

I’ve been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison Picture Quote #1

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, ‘holds 6-12 pounds’ they’re not kidding! Picture Quote #1

The designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup Picture Quote #1

We really didn’t have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid’s programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time Picture Quote #1

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that’s a bonus, and if you don’t, you still won’t hate going to work Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if your daughter’s Barbie’s Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard Picture Quote #1

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I’d just shave mine off Picture Quote #1

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it’s God first, friends and family second and you third, we won’t ever have an argument Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet ‘Ms. Right Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if you’re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs ‘round over yonder, back’ah Bubba’s barn... (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you’re going to do. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’re a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don’t really ask too much about what you’re eating. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. That’s the guys I’d rather go talk to. I’d rather take my act outside the church. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) The biggest thing I’ve learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Nowadays you can’t even spank your kids. No, gotta give ‘em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that’s been driven that hard by that many people, you really don’t want to put your key in it. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You find out that all this stuff you’ve accumulated, you could care less about it. It’s just the relationships that matter. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) We probably stagnate our children’s emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I’ve been yelled at by everyone in the family (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I’ve been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, ‘holds 6-12 pounds’ they’re not kidding! (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) The designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) We really didn’t have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid’s programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that’s a bonus, and if you don’t, you still won’t hate going to work. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your daughter’s Barbie’s Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I’d just shave mine off. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I say, If everybody in this house lives where it’s God first, friends and family second and you third, we won’t ever have an argument. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet ‘Ms. Right (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes)

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