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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs ‘round over yonder, back’ah Bubba’s barn Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet ‘Ms. Righ Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y’all Doin’? Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs ‘round over yonder, back’ah Bubba’s barn (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet ‘Ms. Righ (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y’all Doin’? (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes)

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