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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

All these years I’ve sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them Picture Quote #1

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don’t know why there’s this big rush to do this Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house Picture Quote #1

If you’ve ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you’re either gay, or married Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock Picture Quote #1

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I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I’m now officially in that genre Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature Picture Quote #1

You don’t get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts Picture Quote #1

Little girls love dolls. They just don’t love doll clothes. We’ve got four thousand dolls and ain’t one of them got a stitch of clothes on Picture Quote #1

We’re all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we’ve got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, ‘Hey, we’re all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.’ We need to have a sense of humor about it; that’s kind of the way I’ve always faced my comedy Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps Picture Quote #1

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That’s the great thing about a tractor. You can’t really hear the phone ring Picture Quote #1

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don’t ever get into this really thinking you’re gonna make it Picture Quote #1

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group Picture Quote #1

If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication Picture Quote #1

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn’t tell their therapist Picture Quote #1

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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling Picture Quote #1

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if... your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds Picture Quote #1

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family Picture Quote #1

I’m an outdoor nut. If I’m not working, I’m on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain Picture Quote #1

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If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I’d just shave mine off Picture Quote #1

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you’re going to do Picture Quote #1

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture Picture Quote #1

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don’t see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community Picture Quote #1

It’s sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn’t have to Picture Quote #1

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that’s a bonus, and if you don’t, you still won’t hate going to work Picture Quote #1

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All these years I’ve sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don’t know why there’s this big rush to do this. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If you’ve ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you’re either gay, or married. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I’m now officially in that genre (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You don’t get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Little girls love dolls. They just don’t love doll clothes. We’ve got four thousand dolls and ain’t one of them got a stitch of clothes on. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) We’re all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we’ve got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, ‘Hey, we’re all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.’ We need to have a sense of humor about it; that’s kind of the way I’ve always faced my comedy. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) That’s the great thing about a tractor. You can’t really hear the phone ring. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don’t ever get into this really thinking you’re gonna make it. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn’t tell their therapist (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if... your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I’m an outdoor nut. If I’m not working, I’m on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I’d just shave mine off (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you’re going to do (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don’t see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) It’s sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn’t have to (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that’s a bonus, and if you don’t, you still won’t hate going to work (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes)

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