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Funny Quotes

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours Picture Quote #1

Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth Picture Quote #1

What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? Picture Quote #1

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny Picture Quote #1

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it Picture Quote #1

Old age is fifteen years older than I am Picture Quote #1

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Yoga is my favorite way to pretend to work out Picture Quote #1

What I love most about children is that they're not mine Picture Quote #1

Sorry I was psychotically jealous Picture Quote #1

My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we Do Not...Want...Six Picture Quote #1

Do not want! Picture Quote #1

Soon. Nevermind now! Picture Quote #1

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Our language is funny - a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing Picture Quote #1

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it Picture Quote #1

I'm not actually funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking Picture Quote #1

What do you mean funny? Funny how? Picture Quote #1

I can't go because I don't want to Picture Quote #1

Please tell me, I'm almost there Picture Quote #1

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And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy Picture Quote #1

Cat logic. Full. Empty Picture Quote #1

For meeee!? Picture Quote #1

My primary responsibility is to be funny Picture Quote #1

Oh you! Picture Quote #1

Angelina Jolie showed up. Told me to pack my bags Picture Quote #1

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When your daughter asks you why she has to study... show her this photo Picture Quote #1

It’s... so... beautiful Picture Quote #1

Oh, my God. He’s online. Can he see me? Picture Quote #1

This summarizes my love life. I’m the guy in blue Picture Quote #1

Will you marry me! Yes pizza, I will marry you Picture Quote #1

You look like I need a drink Picture Quote #1

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours (Funny Quotes) Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth (Funny Quotes) What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? (Funny Quotes) Some people say funny things, but I say things funny (Funny Quotes) A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it (Funny Quotes) Old age is fifteen years older than I am (Funny Quotes) Yoga is my favorite way to pretend to work out (Funny Quotes) What I love most about children is that they're not mine (Funny Quotes) Sorry I was psychotically jealous (Funny Quotes) My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we Do Not...Want...Six (Funny Quotes) Do not want! (Funny Quotes) Soon. Nevermind now! (Funny Quotes) Our language is funny - a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing (Funny Quotes) Don't believe everything you read on the Internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it (Funny Quotes) I'm not actually funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking (Funny Quotes) What do you mean funny? Funny how? (Funny Quotes) I can't go because I don't want to (Funny Quotes) Please tell me, I'm almost there (Funny Quotes) And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy (Funny Quotes) Cat logic. Full. Empty (Funny Quotes) For meeee!? (Funny Quotes) My primary responsibility is to be funny (Funny Quotes) Oh you! (Funny Quotes) Angelina Jolie showed up. Told me to pack my bags (Funny Quotes) When your daughter asks you why she has to study... show her this photo (Funny Quotes) It’s... so... beautiful (Funny Quotes) Oh, my God. He’s online. Can he see me? (Funny Quotes) This summarizes my love life. I’m the guy in blue (Funny Quotes) Will you marry me! Yes pizza, I will marry you (Funny Quotes) You look like I need a drink (Funny Quotes)

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