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If at first you don’t succeed it’s probably never going to happen (Funny Quotes)
Finally! I’ve never been comfortable with the unisex ones (Funny Quotes)
Men cannot count, they do not know that two and two make four if women do not tell them so (Funny Quotes)
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner (Funny Quotes)
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare (Funny Quotes)
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours (Funny Quotes)
Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth (Funny Quotes)
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? (Funny Quotes)
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny (Funny Quotes)
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it (Funny Quotes)
Old age is fifteen years older than I am (Funny Quotes)
Yoga is my favorite way to pretend to work out (Funny Quotes)
What I love most about children is that they're not mine (Funny Quotes)
Sorry I was psychotically jealous (Funny Quotes)
My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we Do Not...Want...Six (Funny Quotes)
Do not want! (Funny Quotes)
Soon. Nevermind now! (Funny Quotes)
Our language is funny - a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing (Funny Quotes)
Don't believe everything you read on the Internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it (Funny Quotes)
I'm not actually funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking (Funny Quotes)
What do you mean funny? Funny how? (Funny Quotes)
I can't go because I don't want to (Funny Quotes)
Please tell me, I'm almost there (Funny Quotes)
And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy (Funny Quotes)
Cat logic. Full. Empty (Funny Quotes)
For meeee!? (Funny Quotes)
My primary responsibility is to be funny (Funny Quotes)
Oh you! (Funny Quotes)
Angelina Jolie showed up. Told me to pack my bags (Funny Quotes)
When your daughter asks you why she has to study... show her this photo (Funny Quotes)