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It’s... so... beautiful (Funny Quotes)
Oh, my God. He’s online. Can he see me? (Funny Quotes)
This summarizes my love life. I’m the guy in blue (Funny Quotes)
Will you marry me! Yes pizza, I will marry you (Funny Quotes)
When a girl says “ok have fun” DO NOT HAVE FUN. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission (Funny Quotes)
You look like I need a drink (Funny Quotes)
It's funny how the harder I work the more successful I become (Funny Quotes)
Never. Give up (Funny Quotes)
I wonder if caterpillars know they’re gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like ‘why am I doing this?’ (Funny Quotes)
The beatings will continue until moral improves! (Funny Quotes)
Name a yellow fruit. Orange (Funny Quotes)
Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper (Funny Quotes)
Communism is like one big phone company (Funny Quotes)
Men, coffee, and chocolate are all better rich (Funny Quotes)
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow (Funny Quotes)
You're one of my favorite parents! (Funny Quotes)
Mum, Dad, don't worry everyone failed the test (Funny Quotes)
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher. or, as his wife would have it, an idiot (Funny Quotes)
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people (Funny Quotes)
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry (Funny Quotes)
I'm so grateful to live in a time when Facebook makes visiting your new baby completely unnecessary (Funny Quotes)
The best thing about being a new mom is the lower tolerance from not drinking for nine months (Funny Quotes)
I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones (Funny Quotes)
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting (Funny Quotes)
It's funny how I try to help others when I can't even help myself (Funny Quotes)
I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people (Funny Quotes)
It's funny how someone can break your heart, and you still love them with all you have (Funny Quotes)
Oh, thats funny. I swear last week you said you hated her. Now you're best friends? (Funny Quotes)
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice (Funny Quotes)
Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor (Funny Quotes)