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Funny that a pair of really nice shoes make us feel good in our heads - at the extreme opposite end of our bodies (Funny Quotes)
If they can put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there? (Funny Quotes)
It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger (Funny Quotes)
You're too beautiful to be funny. It's not your fault, you never had to compensate for anything (Funny Quotes)
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me (Funny Quotes)
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave (Funny Quotes)
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh (Funny Quotes)
It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it (Funny Quotes)
I'm always busy. You know, the more I do, the more ideas I have - that's the funny thing. The brain is a muscle, and I'm a kind of body builder (Funny Quotes)
Before I do anything I ask myself would an idiot do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing (Funny Quotes)
I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right (Funny Quotes)
Funny how life messed with you (Funny Quotes)
One thing you can’t pretend to be is funny (Funny Quotes)
A funny thing about tolerant people? They’re really only tolerant when you agree with them (Funny Quotes)
My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice (Funny Quotes)
That’s not funny (Funny Quotes)
I want you to think about it long and hard. That’s what she said. Don’t, Don’t you dare (Funny Quotes)
On a scale of one to ten, how do I think I look? To certain people I am probably a 1, and then to other people I’m a strong 2 (Funny Quotes)
I giggle when I put myself down. It’s just funny to me (Funny Quotes)
People don’t expect me to be as funny as I am (Funny Quotes)
I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director (Funny Quotes)
The funny thing about gold is how quickly it can tarnish (Funny Quotes)
It’s always funny until the hooker mentions her son (Funny Quotes)
What I’ve always wanted to do is be as funny as possible (Funny Quotes)
What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding (Funny Quotes)
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny (Funny Quotes)
Well, I thought it was funny (Funny Quotes)
Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form (Funny Quotes)
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business (Funny Quotes)
People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player. They’re not laughing now because it was ages ago (Funny Quotes)