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Funny Quotes

A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
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Close enough  (Funny Quotes) No, I have not slept well... why do you ask?  (Funny Quotes) It's okay to follow your heart but take your brain with you  (Funny Quotes) No, I didn't lose my mind. It got scared and ran away  (Funny Quotes) I'd say the negotiations went much better than expected, bedtime was pushed back 10 minutes  (Funny Quotes) I have so much to do that I'm going to bed  (Funny Quotes) Mom told me not to touch it  (Funny Quotes) Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it  (Funny Quotes) You were an epic waste of my time  (Funny Quotes) What does not kill you will likely try again  (Funny Quotes) You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool  (Funny Quotes) I hate to waste sick days actually being sick  (Funny Quotes) Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way  (Funny Quotes) A day without sunshine is like, you know, night  (Funny Quotes) How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand  (Funny Quotes) Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea  (Funny Quotes) How to handle stress like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away  (Funny Quotes) Don't make me poison your food, dear  (Funny Quotes) The doctor said it's cooties... I think you should get yourself checked  (Funny Quotes) Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They'll never believe you  (Funny Quotes) When Hugh Hefner dies, no one will say "He's in a better place now"  (Funny Quotes) I got 8 more lives, might as well spend 1 chillin’  (Funny Quotes) You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And thats kind of the same thing  (Funny Quotes) Stop the world I want to get off  (Funny Quotes) Today was going great until, people  (Funny Quotes) If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging  (Funny Quotes) I dunno lol  (Funny Quotes) Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August  (Funny Quotes) Its so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say  (Funny Quotes) Nailed it  (Funny Quotes)
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