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Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody’s heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song (Funny Quotes)
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny (Funny Quotes)
It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something (Funny Quotes)
And I’m all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face (Funny Quotes)
I’d rather be funny than wise (Funny Quotes)
You’re not funny and nobody likes you! (Funny Quotes)
I just want to be known as funny (Funny Quotes)
You know, what’s funny to one person is not at all to someone else (Funny Quotes)
Ain’t it funny how a moment could just change your life, and you don’t want to face what’s wrong or right. Ain’t it strange how fate can play a part, in the story of your heart (Funny Quotes)
I thought I was funny as a kid (Funny Quotes)
Habits are funny things. What’s funny, or rather tragic, is that bad habits are so predictable and avoidable. Despite this, there are people by the millions who insist on acquiring habits that are bad, expensive, and create problems. The habit they weren’t going to get, got them! (Funny Quotes)
Let’s make some funny pictures (Funny Quotes)
I’m not very funny! (Funny Quotes)
Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny (Funny Quotes)
I have a funny name (Funny Quotes)
It smells funny, but it works (Funny Quotes)
Sometimes the future isn’t funny (Funny Quotes)
A rich man’s joke is always funny (Funny Quotes)
I’m really funny now (Funny Quotes)
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive (Funny Quotes)
Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard (Funny Quotes)
If you can’t be smart or funny, be brief (Funny Quotes)
Funny thing, employment. If you keep doing it, you keep getting paid (Funny Quotes)
I don’t need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh (Funny Quotes)
It’s just something that’s sort of funny, sort of not (Funny Quotes)
Funny the things which civilization has to offer when one misses. Flooring is a lovely thing. Gives one confidence. During my five weeks' occupancy the mud floor stayed wet in spite of great care on my part not to slop the water again. It never did properly dry, because the hut was necessarily dark. No direct sun came in, and the humidity was so terrific that even in direct sunlight nothing ever dried out. Curious to live on a slippery surface. A floor is a very important item (Funny Quotes)
Humour very often consists of shrewd perceptions about people. It's usually fun at someone's expense. Nowadays if you're funny at anybody's expense they run to the UN and say, I must have an ombudsman to protect me. You hardly dare have a shrewd perception about anybody (Funny Quotes)
Life has a funny way of working out just when you start to believe that it never will (Funny Quotes)
I don't mean to be funny (Funny Quotes)
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God (Funny Quotes)