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When you’ve been working hard for 1 hour but you’re still not a billionaire. Y Tho  (Funny Quotes) There is room for two under that umbrella. This is Titanic all over again  (Funny Quotes) The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat  (Funny Quotes) I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash  (Funny Quotes) Sometimes people are good, and they do just what they should. But the very same people who are good sometimes are the very same people who are bad sometimes. It's funny but it's true. Its the same isn't it, for me and  (Funny Quotes) It's funny how things change; people that were once your everything are now merely distant memories  (Funny Quotes) The funny thing about firemen is, night and day, they are always firemen  (Funny Quotes) It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply. We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want  (Funny Quotes) A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book  (Funny Quotes) He stuck a camera down my throat... Ewwww, I gagged!!! It was kinda funny though.... He said I have Acute Laryngitis  (Funny Quotes) It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean  (Funny Quotes) People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny  (Funny Quotes) There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn off  (Funny Quotes) I gave up trying to please others and started playing for myself, and because I love music, things naturally happened then. Funny how that works  (Funny Quotes) I'm one of those hovering mothers and I know it's really important to have an independent child, so I'm trying to back off, but it's hard. I love him so much, and he's so funny and cute to me  (Funny Quotes) It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All - Together  (Funny Quotes) I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not  (Funny Quotes) After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head  (Funny Quotes) Life was a funny thing that occurred on the way to the grave  (Funny Quotes) I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting  (Funny Quotes) If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny  (Funny Quotes) It is funny what a year can do  (Funny Quotes) Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny  (Funny Quotes) My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, I get really nervous when I audition for voiceovers  (Funny Quotes) Be funny whenever possible, even if some people don’t get it  (Funny Quotes) If a guy doesn’t like a funny girl, something is wrong with him  (Funny Quotes) Mental illness is not funny  (Funny Quotes) I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me  (Funny Quotes) Not everybody agrees on what’s funny, obviously  (Funny Quotes)
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