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Technically the glass is always full (Funny Quotes)
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her (Funny Quotes)
And I was like "Oh my gawd" (Funny Quotes)
Shopping is cheaper than therapy (Funny Quotes)
It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men (Funny Quotes)
Just remember that if you fall I will be there to pick you up. As soon as I finish laughing. (Funny Quotes)
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder (Funny Quotes)
Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid (Funny Quotes)
"I really regret eating healthy today" - said no one ever (Funny Quotes)
I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In (Funny Quotes)
If I have learned one thing since joining Facebook, it's that I'm not nearly as messed up as I thought I was. So, it's not me, it's you. What a relief (Funny Quotes)
Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving" (Funny Quotes)
Pretending I'm a pleasant person all day is exhausting (Funny Quotes)
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties (Funny Quotes)
When mom is alone with the baby. When dad is alone with the baby (Funny Quotes)
When things go wrong, don't go with them (Funny Quotes)
Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue (Funny Quotes)
I'm still hot, it just comes in flashes now (Funny Quotes)
Let just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth (Funny Quotes)
My face when I miss my alarm (Funny Quotes)
No, I have not slept well... why do you ask? (Funny Quotes)
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am (Funny Quotes)
I'm so angry i made a sign (Funny Quotes)
The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy (Funny Quotes)
What does not kill you will likely try again (Funny Quotes)
Put me in a home, I put you in the ground (Funny Quotes)
Mom told me not to touch it (Funny Quotes)
You're late (Funny Quotes)
Never leave the house in sweats. A girl must be prepared to meet a dashing stranger or an old enemy (Funny Quotes)
It's okay to follow your heart but take your brain with you (Funny Quotes)