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Don't look back you're not going that way
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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
You had me at hello
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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
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I have no idea what I'm doing  (Funny Quotes) I woke up early, there was no worm  (Funny Quotes) You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches  (Funny Quotes) Not lovin' it  (Funny Quotes) I need a six month vacation. Twice a year  (Funny Quotes) I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now  (Funny Quotes) I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks  (Funny Quotes) I'm in my bed, you're in your bed. one of us is in the wrong place  (Funny Quotes) I'll never be old enough to know better  (Funny Quotes) Dude, I'm joking you are not adopted  (Funny Quotes) Don't stare at his legs, don't stare at his legs, don't stare at his legs  (Funny Quotes) As i do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy  (Funny Quotes) If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream  (Funny Quotes) How I feel without makeup  (Funny Quotes) She's my best friend of course i'm going to tell her everything you said  (Funny Quotes) I'm smarter than you're  (Funny Quotes) Me, after watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show  (Funny Quotes) It's not funny when you're next  (Funny Quotes) All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy  (Funny Quotes) Get at least eight hours of sleep. Nine if you're ugly  (Funny Quotes) When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you  (Funny Quotes) Ted has learned that Susan does indeed have a last nerve  (Funny Quotes) I love you with all my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger  (Funny Quotes) Totally worth it  (Funny Quotes) I miss you like an idiot misses the point  (Funny Quotes) The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits  (Funny Quotes) Only dead fish go with the flow  (Funny Quotes) They say try everything once, not everyone once  (Funny Quotes) Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you  (Funny Quotes) If she says "do whatever you want", do NOT do whatever you want  (Funny Quotes)
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