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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
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I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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I have no idea what I'm doing  (Funny Quotes) I woke up early, there was no worm  (Funny Quotes) You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches  (Funny Quotes) I need a six month vacation. Twice a year  (Funny Quotes) I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now  (Funny Quotes) Not lovin' it  (Funny Quotes) I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks  (Funny Quotes) I'm in my bed, you're in your bed. one of us is in the wrong place  (Funny Quotes) Don't stare at his legs, don't stare at his legs, don't stare at his legs  (Funny Quotes) Dude, I'm joking you are not adopted  (Funny Quotes) As i do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy  (Funny Quotes) I'll never be old enough to know better  (Funny Quotes) If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream  (Funny Quotes) She's my best friend of course i'm going to tell her everything you said  (Funny Quotes) I'm smarter than you're  (Funny Quotes) How I feel without makeup  (Funny Quotes) It's not funny when you're next  (Funny Quotes) They say try everything once, not everyone once  (Funny Quotes) Me, after watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show  (Funny Quotes) I love you with all my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger  (Funny Quotes) I miss you like an idiot misses the point  (Funny Quotes) All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy  (Funny Quotes) Get at least eight hours of sleep. Nine if you're ugly  (Funny Quotes) If she says "do whatever you want", do NOT do whatever you want  (Funny Quotes) When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you  (Funny Quotes) Ted has learned that Susan does indeed have a last nerve  (Funny Quotes) The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits  (Funny Quotes) Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you  (Funny Quotes) Totally worth it  (Funny Quotes) Only dead fish go with the flow  (Funny Quotes)
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