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Funny Quotes

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
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