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Funny Quotes

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
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Bye bitch  (Funny Quotes) Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee  (Funny Quotes) I miss you like an idiot misses the point  (Funny Quotes) The most exercise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck  (Funny Quotes) Attitude. You know it when you see it  (Funny Quotes) Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now  (Funny Quotes) If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'm happy to lock you in the other room when you come over  (Funny Quotes) You had one job  (Funny Quotes) The Earth without art is just eh  (Funny Quotes) Don't cry over spilt milk, just lick it up instead  (Funny Quotes) Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug  (Funny Quotes) If she says "do whatever you want", do NOT do whatever you want  (Funny Quotes) Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is  (Funny Quotes) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it  (Funny Quotes) My car runs on gas, not friendship. So pay up.  (Funny Quotes) I don't think you understand mom. I need lightup shoes so I can run faster  (Funny Quotes) Always be yourself unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn  (Funny Quotes) Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?  (Funny Quotes) I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested  (Funny Quotes) Sarcasm is the bodies natural defense against stupid  (Funny Quotes) Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth  (Funny Quotes) Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself  (Funny Quotes) An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you aim for the head  (Funny Quotes) Found it! Another home for the dog  (Funny Quotes) So close, yet so far away  (Funny Quotes) A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad  (Funny Quotes) Every silver lining has a cloud  (Funny Quotes) Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.  (Funny Quotes) My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I shop!  (Funny Quotes) And I was like "Oh my gawd"  (Funny Quotes)
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