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Funny Quotes

Your face when someone you hate is talking Picture Quote #1

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places Picture Quote #1

If you don't want anyone to know it, don't do it Picture Quote #1

They keep saying the right person will come along, but I think mine got hit by a truck Picture Quote #1

Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly Picture Quote #1

HOW TO SLEEP FASTER: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom Picture Quote #1

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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini Picture Quote #1

Don't try to win over the haters, you are not the jerk whisperer Picture Quote #1

The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying. Other than that, watch out Picture Quote #1

I don't always bark at night Picture Quote #1

Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair Picture Quote #1

Just because i'm awake at 8am doesn't mean i'm ready to do things Picture Quote #1

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If he truly loves me, he'll let me sleep Picture Quote #1

I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man Picture Quote #1

When all else fails take a nap Picture Quote #1

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure Picture Quote #1

Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee Picture Quote #1

If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change Picture Quote #1

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Me Picture Quote #1

Chocolate is always a good idea Picture Quote #1

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want Picture Quote #2

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays Picture Quote #1

You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches Picture Quote #1

I have no idea what I'm doing Picture Quote #5

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I woke up early, there was no worm Picture Quote #1

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now Picture Quote #1

I need a six month vacation. Twice a year Picture Quote #1

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks Picture Quote #1

Not lovin' it Picture Quote #1

I'm in my bed, you're in your bed. one of us is in the wrong place Picture Quote #1

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Your face when someone you hate is talking (Funny Quotes) Young at heart. Slightly older in other places (Funny Quotes) If you don't want anyone to know it, don't do it (Funny Quotes) They keep saying the right person will come along, but I think mine got hit by a truck (Funny Quotes) Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly (Funny Quotes) HOW TO SLEEP FASTER: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom (Funny Quotes) Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini (Funny Quotes) Don't try to win over the haters, you are not the jerk whisperer (Funny Quotes) The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying. Other than that, watch out (Funny Quotes) I don't always bark at night (Funny Quotes) Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair (Funny Quotes) Just because i'm awake at 8am doesn't mean i'm ready to do things (Funny Quotes) If he truly loves me, he'll let me sleep (Funny Quotes) I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man (Funny Quotes) When all else fails take a nap (Funny Quotes) I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure (Funny Quotes) Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee (Funny Quotes) If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change (Funny Quotes) Me (Funny Quotes) Chocolate is always a good idea (Funny Quotes) Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want (Funny Quotes) If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays (Funny Quotes) You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches (Funny Quotes) I have no idea what I'm doing (Funny Quotes) I woke up early, there was no worm (Funny Quotes) I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now (Funny Quotes) I need a six month vacation. Twice a year (Funny Quotes) I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks (Funny Quotes) Not lovin' it (Funny Quotes) I'm in my bed, you're in your bed. one of us is in the wrong place (Funny Quotes)

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