Advertisements
Funny Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today
Advertisements
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
Advertisements
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
Advertisements
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
Advertisements
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
Friendship Quotes
Love Quotes
Life Quotes
Funny Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Advertisements
Text Quotes
We will always be best friends until we are old and senile. then we can be new friends (Funny Quotes)
"stalking" is such a strong word, I prefer "Intense research of an individual" (Funny Quotes)
I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color (Funny Quotes)
See, it doesn't hurt. So, why does mommy always cry when she steps on it (Funny Quotes)
I am great in bed. I can sleep for days (Funny Quotes)
Your face when someone you hate is talking (Funny Quotes)
Young at heart. Slightly older in other places (Funny Quotes)
If you don't want anyone to know it, don't do it (Funny Quotes)
They keep saying the right person will come along, but I think mine got hit by a truck (Funny Quotes)
Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly (Funny Quotes)
HOW TO SLEEP FASTER: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom (Funny Quotes)
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini (Funny Quotes)
Don't try to win over the haters, you are not the jerk whisperer (Funny Quotes)
The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying. Other than that, watch out (Funny Quotes)
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy (Funny Quotes)
I don't always bark at night (Funny Quotes)
Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair (Funny Quotes)
Just because i'm awake at 8am doesn't mean i'm ready to do things (Funny Quotes)
I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man (Funny Quotes)
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure (Funny Quotes)
When all else fails take a nap (Funny Quotes)
Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee (Funny Quotes)
If he truly loves me, he'll let me sleep (Funny Quotes)
Yoga. Vodka (Funny Quotes)
If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change (Funny Quotes)
"Username or Password incorrect." TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A BITCH (Funny Quotes)
Me (Funny Quotes)
Chocolate is always a good idea (Funny Quotes)
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want (Funny Quotes)
If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays (Funny Quotes)