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Woody Allen Quotes

I don’t want to live forever through my work. I want to live forever by not dying Picture Quote #1

You’ll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don’t always win Picture Quote #1

Don’t think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses Picture Quote #1

You’re a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent Picture Quote #1

I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm Picture Quote #1

I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch Picture Quote #1

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It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He directs in that Woody Allen character some of the time - he has these idiosyncrasies that are really charming and funny Picture Quote #1

If Woody Allen called me, I’d be there straight away. Who wouldn’t? Truly Picture Quote #1

I was voted best-looking kid in high school but, as you can see, things changed. I used to say I was a 260 pound Woody Allen. You can make that 295 pound now Picture Quote #1

I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it’s taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did Picture Quote #1

Woody allen has done some excellent serious movies, too, like Crimes and Misdemeanors. Very overlooked movie, I think, and really his best. And currently I like Big Fish! Picture Quote #1

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Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service Picture Quote #1

I just admire people like Woody Allen, who every year writes an original screenplay. It’s astonishing. I always wished that I could do that Picture Quote #1

I’m a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn’t matter - I just like his movies Picture Quote #1

I went through this very serious Woody Allen phase in college and a little bit after college. I still see his movies Picture Quote #1

Historically, Hollywood comedy has arrived in skinny envelopes. From fence post Buster Keaton to herky-jerky Jerry Lewis to wiry nerve-bundle Woody Allen to hung-loose Richard Pryor to whippy contortionist Jim Carrey, its comics and clowns have tended to be sliced thin and bendable Picture Quote #1

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier Picture Quote #1

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Honey, you’re the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It’ll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler’s birthday Picture Quote #1

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y’know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty Picture Quote #1

I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on Sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you’ve never seen neurotics play softball, it’s really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back Picture Quote #1

I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves Picture Quote #1

Don’t you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we’re left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here Picture Quote #1

I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child Picture Quote #1

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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things Picture Quote #1

Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special Picture Quote #1

You’re still in love’ ‘No I’m not, I’m not She’ll always be a part of me, and she’s an important person in my life but for the two of us something wasn’t working.’ ‘What element?’ ‘We never found out Picture Quote #1

The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it’s being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down Picture Quote #1

We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn’t be any witnesses Picture Quote #1

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third Picture Quote #1

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I don’t want to live forever through my work. I want to live forever by not dying (Woody Allen Quotes) You’ll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don’t always win (Woody Allen Quotes) Don’t think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses (Woody Allen Quotes) You’re a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent (Woody Allen Quotes) I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm (Woody Allen Quotes) I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch (Woody Allen Quotes) It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He directs in that Woody Allen character some of the time - he has these idiosyncrasies that are really charming and funny (Woody Allen Quotes) If Woody Allen called me, I’d be there straight away. Who wouldn’t? Truly (Woody Allen Quotes) I was voted best-looking kid in high school but, as you can see, things changed. I used to say I was a 260 pound Woody Allen. You can make that 295 pound now (Woody Allen Quotes) Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It’s all part of Woody’s plan to grow his own wives (Woody Allen Quotes) I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it’s taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did (Woody Allen Quotes) Woody allen has done some excellent serious movies, too, like Crimes and Misdemeanors. Very overlooked movie, I think, and really his best. And currently I like Big Fish! (Woody Allen Quotes) Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service (Woody Allen Quotes) I just admire people like Woody Allen, who every year writes an original screenplay. It’s astonishing. I always wished that I could do that (Woody Allen Quotes) I’m a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn’t matter - I just like his movies (Woody Allen Quotes) I went through this very serious Woody Allen phase in college and a little bit after college. I still see his movies (Woody Allen Quotes) Historically, Hollywood comedy has arrived in skinny envelopes. From fence post Buster Keaton to herky-jerky Jerry Lewis to wiry nerve-bundle Woody Allen to hung-loose Richard Pryor to whippy contortionist Jim Carrey, its comics and clowns have tended to be sliced thin and bendable (Woody Allen Quotes) I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier (Woody Allen Quotes) Honey, you’re the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It’ll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler’s birthday (Woody Allen Quotes) I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y’know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty (Woody Allen Quotes) I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on Sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you’ve never seen neurotics play softball, it’s really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back (Woody Allen Quotes) I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves (Woody Allen Quotes) Don’t you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we’re left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here (Woody Allen Quotes) I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child (Woody Allen Quotes) Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things (Woody Allen Quotes) Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special (Woody Allen Quotes) You’re still in love’ ‘No I’m not, I’m not She’ll always be a part of me, and she’s an important person in my life but for the two of us something wasn’t working.’ ‘What element?’ ‘We never found out (Woody Allen Quotes) The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it’s being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down (Woody Allen Quotes) We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn’t be any witnesses (Woody Allen Quotes) Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third (Woody Allen Quotes)

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