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Woody Allen Quotes

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy Picture Quote #1

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman Picture Quote #1

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats Picture Quote #1

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good Picture Quote #1

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys Picture Quote #1

Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw Picture Quote #1

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This sounds so bleak when I say it, but we need some delusions to keep us going. And the people who successfully delude themselves seem happier than the people who can’t Picture Quote #1

You know, it’s one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what’s going on Picture Quote #1

Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you’re not nauseous Picture Quote #1

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly Picture Quote #1

I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don’t Picture Quote #1

I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles Picture Quote #1

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For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal Picture Quote #1

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman (Woody Allen Quotes) Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good (Woody Allen Quotes) I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys (Woody Allen Quotes) Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw (Woody Allen Quotes) This sounds so bleak when I say it, but we need some delusions to keep us going. And the people who successfully delude themselves seem happier than the people who can’t (Woody Allen Quotes) You know, it’s one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what’s going on (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you’re not nauseous (Woody Allen Quotes) More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly (Woody Allen Quotes) I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don’t (Woody Allen Quotes) I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles (Woody Allen Quotes) For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal (Woody Allen Quotes)

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