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Woody Allen Quotes

Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired Picture Quote #1

All I have in my life is my imagination Picture Quote #1

One man starving puts a crimp in my evening Picture Quote #1

Humorists always sit at the children’s table Picture Quote #1

Paranoia is knowing all the facts Picture Quote #1

80 percent of success is showing up Picture Quote #1

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My brain: it’s my second favorite organ Picture Quote #1

... Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! Picture Quote #1

That was the most fun I ever had without laughing Picture Quote #1

Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special Picture Quote #1

If you pursue the other woman, it’s a losing situation and it’s not good for your relationship or your marriage. If your marriage is open and you’re allowed to, that’s no good either. There’s no way, really in the end, to be happy unless you get very lucky Picture Quote #1

I’ve had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not Picture Quote #1

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I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK) Picture Quote #1

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens Picture Quote #1

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank Picture Quote #1

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back Picture Quote #1

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead Picture Quote #1

Sex relieves tension - love causes it Picture Quote #1

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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television Picture Quote #1

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose Picture Quote #1

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear Picture Quote #1

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right Picture Quote #1

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans Picture Quote #1

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune Picture Quote #1

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else Picture Quote #1

Me and nature are two Picture Quote #1

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours Picture Quote #1

History is the same thing over and over again Picture Quote #1

Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest Picture Quote #1

See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics Picture Quote #1

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Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired (Woody Allen Quotes) All I have in my life is my imagination (Woody Allen Quotes) One man starving puts a crimp in my evening (Woody Allen Quotes) Humorists always sit at the children’s table (Woody Allen Quotes) Paranoia is knowing all the facts (Woody Allen Quotes) 80 percent of success is showing up (Woody Allen Quotes) My brain: it’s my second favorite organ (Woody Allen Quotes) ... Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! (Woody Allen Quotes) That was the most fun I ever had without laughing (Woody Allen Quotes) Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special (Woody Allen Quotes) If you pursue the other woman, it’s a losing situation and it’s not good for your relationship or your marriage. If your marriage is open and you’re allowed to, that’s no good either. There’s no way, really in the end, to be happy unless you get very lucky (Woody Allen Quotes) I’ve had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. (Woody Allen Quotes) I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK) (Woody Allen Quotes) I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens (Woody Allen Quotes) If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank (Woody Allen Quotes) When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back (Woody Allen Quotes) I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex relieves tension - love causes it (Woody Allen Quotes) Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television (Woody Allen Quotes) I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose (Woody Allen Quotes) I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear (Woody Allen Quotes) If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right (Woody Allen Quotes) If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans (Woody Allen Quotes) It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune (Woody Allen Quotes) My one regret in life is that I am not someone else (Woody Allen Quotes) Me and nature are two (Woody Allen Quotes) What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours (Woody Allen Quotes) History is the same thing over and over again (Woody Allen Quotes) Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest (Woody Allen Quotes) See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics (Woody Allen Quotes)

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