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Woody Allen Quotes

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job Picture Quote #1

I did not care about the real world. I cared only about the world of fiction Picture Quote #1

You mellow too much you ripen and rot Picture Quote #1

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director Picture Quote #1

I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying Picture Quote #1

I am plagued by doubts Picture Quote #1

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I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own Picture Quote #1

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker Picture Quote #1

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable Picture Quote #1

Marriage is the death of hope Picture Quote #1

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? Picture Quote #1

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it Picture Quote #1

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Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right Picture Quote #1

Showing up is 80 percent of life Picture Quote #1

Death is an acquired trait Picture Quote #1

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing Picture Quote #1

My brain? That’s my second favorite organ Picture Quote #1

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up Picture Quote #1

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You can’t ride two horses with one behind Picture Quote #1

You’re so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter Picture Quote #1

The wicked at heart probably know something Picture Quote #1

Ninety percent of life is just showing up Picture Quote #1

I am an only child. I have one sister Picture Quote #1

I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer Picture Quote #1

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The only love that lasts is unrequited love Picture Quote #1

Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right Picture Quote #1

I hope you’re getting this down Picture Quote #1

Eternity is really long, especially near the end Picture Quote #1

The best an idea gets is when its in your head Picture Quote #1

Chastity is curable, if detected early Picture Quote #1

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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job (Woody Allen Quotes) I did not care about the real world. I cared only about the world of fiction (Woody Allen Quotes) You mellow too much you ripen and rot (Woody Allen Quotes) I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director (Woody Allen Quotes) I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying (Woody Allen Quotes) I am plagued by doubts (Woody Allen Quotes) I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own (Woody Allen Quotes) In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker (Woody Allen Quotes) Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable (Woody Allen Quotes) Marriage is the death of hope (Woody Allen Quotes) Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it (Woody Allen Quotes) Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right (Woody Allen Quotes) Showing up is 80 percent of life (Woody Allen Quotes) Death is an acquired trait (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing (Woody Allen Quotes) My brain? That’s my second favorite organ (Woody Allen Quotes) God is silent. Now if only man would shut up (Woody Allen Quotes) You can’t ride two horses with one behind (Woody Allen Quotes) You’re so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter (Woody Allen Quotes) The wicked at heart probably know something (Woody Allen Quotes) Ninety percent of life is just showing up (Woody Allen Quotes) I am an only child. I have one sister (Woody Allen Quotes) I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer (Woody Allen Quotes) The only love that lasts is unrequited love (Woody Allen Quotes) Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right (Woody Allen Quotes) I hope you’re getting this down (Woody Allen Quotes) Eternity is really long, especially near the end (Woody Allen Quotes) The best an idea gets is when its in your head (Woody Allen Quotes) Chastity is curable, if detected early (Woody Allen Quotes)

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