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Woody Allen Quotes

Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That’s life - and chess Picture Quote #1

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend Picture Quote #1

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative Picture Quote #1

It’s a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel Picture Quote #1

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman Picture Quote #1

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I don’t get depressed; I grow a tumor instead Picture Quote #1

Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right Picture Quote #1

The best things in life are censored Picture Quote #1

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come Picture Quote #1

Life is like a concentration camp... you can’t leave without dying Picture Quote #1

Life’s hard, then you die Picture Quote #1

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I can’t express anger. I grow a tumor instead Picture Quote #1

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small Picture Quote #1

My parents stayed together for forty years. But that was out of spite Picture Quote #1

Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once Picture Quote #1

Well, if I don’t get at least 16 hours, I’m a basket case Picture Quote #1

When I’m not working, I think and I think when I get depressed Picture Quote #1

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Why ruin a good story with the truth? Picture Quote #1

That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing Picture Quote #1

The heart wants what it wants Picture Quote #1

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all Picture Quote #1

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons Picture Quote #1

I failed to make the chess team because of my height Picture Quote #1

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Seventy percent of success in life is showing up Picture Quote #1

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy Picture Quote #1

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job Picture Quote #1

I did not care about the real world. I cared only about the world of fiction Picture Quote #1

You mellow too much you ripen and rot Picture Quote #1

I can’t express anger. I grow a tumor instead Picture Quote #1

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Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That’s life - and chess (Woody Allen Quotes) My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign (Woody Allen Quotes) I don’t believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend (Woody Allen Quotes) I had an IQ test. The results came back negative (Woody Allen Quotes) It’s a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel. (Woody Allen Quotes) I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman (Woody Allen Quotes) I don’t get depressed; I grow a tumor instead (Woody Allen Quotes) Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right. (Woody Allen Quotes) The best things in life are censored (Woody Allen Quotes) Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come. (Woody Allen Quotes) Life is like a concentration camp... you can’t leave without dying. (Woody Allen Quotes) Life’s hard, then you die (Woody Allen Quotes) I can’t express anger. I grow a tumor instead. (Woody Allen Quotes) The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small (Woody Allen Quotes) My parents stayed together for forty years. But that was out of spite. (Woody Allen Quotes) Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once (Woody Allen Quotes) Well, if I don’t get at least 16 hours, I’m a basket case (Woody Allen Quotes) When I’m not working, I think and I think when I get depressed (Woody Allen Quotes) Why ruin a good story with the truth? (Woody Allen Quotes) That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing (Woody Allen Quotes) The heart wants what it wants (Woody Allen Quotes) Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all (Woody Allen Quotes) Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons (Woody Allen Quotes) I failed to make the chess team because of my height (Woody Allen Quotes) Seventy percent of success in life is showing up (Woody Allen Quotes) His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy (Woody Allen Quotes) If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job (Woody Allen Quotes) I did not care about the real world. I cared only about the world of fiction (Woody Allen Quotes) You mellow too much you ripen and rot (Woody Allen Quotes) I can’t express anger. I grow a tumor instead (Woody Allen Quotes)

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