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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know Picture Quote #1
Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke Picture Quote #1
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price Picture Quote #1
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel Picture Quote #1
I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex Picture Quote #1
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride Picture Quote #1
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My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg Picture Quote #1
I went to look for a used car and found my wife’s dress in the back seat Picture Quote #1
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I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know  (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke  (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price  (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel  (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex  (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride  (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg  (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) I went to look for a used car and found my wife’s dress in the back seat  (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
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