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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel Picture Quote #1

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio Picture Quote #1

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror Picture Quote #1

I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone Picture Quote #1

I told my doctor,

Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it Picture Quote #1

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Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe Picture Quote #1

What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me! Picture Quote #1

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves Picture Quote #1

She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize Picture Quote #1

He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms Picture Quote #1

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat Picture Quote #1

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I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know Picture Quote #1

Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke Picture Quote #1

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price Picture Quote #1

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel Picture Quote #1

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex Picture Quote #1

To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride Picture Quote #1

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I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me! (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)

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