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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
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Friendship Quotes
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My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Man, who don’t like spaghetti? (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I was a poster child... for birth control! (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh! (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My wife gives good headache (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Never tell your wife she’s bad in bed. She’ll go out and get a second opinion. (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don’t know if I’m coming or going (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I went to a fight the other day and a hockey game broke out (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My mother had morning sickness after I was born (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Life is just a bowl of pits (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)