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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don’t know if I’m coming or going (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I asked him Who said you could fool around with my wife he said everybody (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I went to a fight the other day and a hockey game broke out (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My mother had morning sickness after I was born (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Life is just a bowl of pits (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
There goes the neighborhood (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler's checks (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I don't get no respect! (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met! (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Look out for number one and try not to step in number two (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Life's a short trip. You'll find out (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
People seldom live up to their baby pictures (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun! (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you." (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)