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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
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Friendship Quotes
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I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
A hooker once told me she had a headache (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I went to a massage parlor, it was self service (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab! (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I have three kids, one of each (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.' (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I can't get no respect (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I've never been lucky. The day my ship came in, I was at the airport (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive! (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid! (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
School is a place were you go to eat your lunch (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn’t going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)