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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won’t work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That’s how you know you’re still alive. Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be too critical of what other people do, but when people go back to do the same thing that they did, I’m completely confused. I’m like, ‘Didn’t you make that movie already?’ I’ve been very fortunate, and I’m well taken care of, so the least I can do is try to go forward Picture Quote #1

Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going Quit it Picture Quote #1

Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There’s entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky Picture Quote #1

Having done quite a bit with studios and networks, I thought if I’m going to do something new and unformed, it would be fun to do it in a completely new space and place. The space being the Internet and the place being Crackle Picture Quote #1

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge Picture Quote #1

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I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking Picture Quote #1

Celebrity is no different from any other energy. It’s a force for good or evil. It’s no different from money. It’s power Picture Quote #1

Everybody lies about sex. People lie during sex. If it weren’t for lies, there’d be no sex Picture Quote #1

There’s no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It’s the greatest thing in the world Picture Quote #1

Fear of success is one of the new fears I’ve heard about lately. And I think its definitely a sign that we’re running out of fears. A person suffering from fear of success is scraping the bottom of the fear barrel Picture Quote #1

For people on my side of the cubicle, the goal is always creativity. Spending your time overcoming corporate resistance to creativity - I just don’t want to do that Picture Quote #1

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No encounter, mouth open up ... that is how the drug businesses see the general public Picture Quote #1

Men, as an organization, are getting more women than any other group working anywhere in the world. Wherever women are, we have men looking into it Picture Quote #1

We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup Picture Quote #1

Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one’s really sure how to do it Picture Quote #1

Economy is essential to all good art Picture Quote #1

The biggest laugh has to come at the end Picture Quote #1

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If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague Picture Quote #1

There’s a tremendous power and energy in sharing your life with another person Picture Quote #1

Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you’re comfortable with Picture Quote #1

When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it Picture Quote #1

When you interrupt, you’ve stopped listening. People need to be heard Picture Quote #1

If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life Picture Quote #1

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If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right Picture Quote #1

There is nothing more rewarding than completing a goal you have set for yourself Picture Quote #1

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it Picture Quote #1

Having a two year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for Picture Quote #1

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be Picture Quote #1

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not the color, but to accept God's final decision on where your lips end Picture Quote #1

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This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won’t work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That’s how you know you’re still alive. Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I don’t want to be too critical of what other people do, but when people go back to do the same thing that they did, I’m completely confused. I’m like, ‘Didn’t you make that movie already?’ I’ve been very fortunate, and I’m well taken care of, so the least I can do is try to go forward. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going Quit it. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There’s entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Having done quite a bit with studios and networks, I thought if I’m going to do something new and unformed, it would be fun to do it in a completely new space and place. The space being the Internet and the place being Crackle. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Celebrity is no different from any other energy. It’s a force for good or evil. It’s no different from money. It’s power. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Everybody lies about sex. People lie during sex. If it weren’t for lies, there’d be no sex. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) There’s no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It’s the greatest thing in the world. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Fear of success is one of the new fears I’ve heard about lately. And I think its definitely a sign that we’re running out of fears. A person suffering from fear of success is scraping the bottom of the fear barrel. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) For people on my side of the cubicle, the goal is always creativity. Spending your time overcoming corporate resistance to creativity - I just don’t want to do that. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) No encounter, mouth open up ... that is how the drug businesses see the general public. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Men, as an organization, are getting more women than any other group working anywhere in the world. Wherever women are, we have men looking into it. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one’s really sure how to do it. (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Economy is essential to all good art (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) The biggest laugh has to come at the end (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) There’s a tremendous power and energy in sharing your life with another person (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you’re comfortable with (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) When you interrupt, you’ve stopped listening. People need to be heard (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) There is nothing more rewarding than completing a goal you have set for yourself (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Having a two year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not the color, but to accept God's final decision on where your lips end (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes)

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