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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family Picture Quote #1
I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked Picture Quote #1
I love advertising because I love lying Picture Quote #1
Men want to make women happy Picture Quote #1
A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking Picture Quote #1
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish Picture Quote #1
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Success is the enemy of comedy Picture Quote #1
I love being a dad. I just love it Picture Quote #1
These pretzels are making me thirsty! Picture Quote #1
Not that there’s anything wrong with that Picture Quote #1
Why would anybody want a friend? Picture Quote #1
Maybe if we lie down our brains will work Picture Quote #1
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The best revenge is living well Picture Quote #1
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to Picture Quote #1
I can’t eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time Picture Quote #1
I’m old, I’m rich and I’m tired Picture Quote #1
If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague Picture Quote #1
The biggest laugh has to come at the end Picture Quote #1
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Economy is essential to all good art Picture Quote #1
Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? Picture Quote #1
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not the color, but to accept God's final decision on where your lips end Picture Quote #1
Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we’ve grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it’s not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing Picture Quote #1
Having a two year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for Picture Quote #1
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it Picture Quote #1
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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I love advertising because I love lying  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Men want to make women happy  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Success is the enemy of comedy  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I love being a dad. I just love it  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) These pretzels are making me thirsty!  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Not that there’s anything wrong with that  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Why would anybody want a friend?  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Maybe if we lie down our brains will work  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) The best revenge is living well  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I can’t eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) I’m old, I’m rich and I’m tired  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) The biggest laugh has to come at the end  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Economy is essential to all good art  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not the color, but to accept God's final decision on where your lips end  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we’ve grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it’s not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) Having a two year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes) A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it  (Jerry Seinfeld Quotes)