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Jarod Kintz Quotes

Leave the cage open. If you love someone, give them a chance to leave. You can always lock them up again should they return to you Picture Quote #1

Entrepreneurs adopt the ways of the adept and adapt to a changing environment. Actually, entrepreneurs are more enterpreneurs, because they are forever entering into new territory Picture Quote #1

The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity Picture Quote #1

After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It’s great to be found Picture Quote #1

I dated an IRS agent, and I cheated on her. Not with a woman, but on my taxes Picture Quote #1

I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side Picture Quote #1

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My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast Picture Quote #1

Love is like a chess match, where the queen wins the game and the king just sort of stands around Picture Quote #1

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair Picture Quote #1

The schizophrenic in the sleeping bag with a live chicken and a can of tomato soup spilling onto the sidewalk had no right to steal my street performance Picture Quote #1

Feeling depressed? Lift your chin up, pull your shoulders back, raise your arms, walk with a spring in your step, smile, and very soon your spirits will rise, just like your posture. It works. My spirit just rose, and left me cold and alone in this terrestrial body Picture Quote #1

Love is like a hollowed out piece of chocolate, filled with melted music Picture Quote #1

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Love will wreck your heart like a derailed train. So choo-choose your partner wisely Picture Quote #1

I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up the phone that whole time Picture Quote #1

A blanket could be used to foil slave traders. But so could tinfoil and leftover meatloaf. Geez, the whole Civil War could have been avoided if only Lincoln had known that little trick Picture Quote #1

I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom so I had an unobstructed view Picture Quote #1

I had to close the door on our friendship, because he kept climbing in through my window Picture Quote #1

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I close my eyes and feel the texture of brick on my fingers in my mind. I try to imagine the wall that surrounds your heart, so I can best devise a plan to breach it Picture Quote #1

She was very close to my heart. Even though we were separated by a distance of 400 years, I was lying on her grave Picture Quote #1

With eyes closed, a kiss is genderless. Now that mustaches are in fashion, some women are finding more hipster love Picture Quote #1

Clothes are expensive. Save money and become a nudist. Remember: Fashions may change, but naked is always in style Picture Quote #1

Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor every drop Picture Quote #1

I drink coffee like other men paint pictures of naked women. I do it because I love the full body Picture Quote #1

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I sing like a flower, and I dance like a tree. Let us make love like an overflowing cup of coffee Picture Quote #1

My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee Picture Quote #1

I want a coffee machine that runs on gasoline and drives me to work. We can make love in the backseat, next to the cream and sugar Picture Quote #1

My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul Picture Quote #1

Growing up I was so poor I wore coffee cups as shoes. The good part was my feet never fell asleep Picture Quote #1

I tried to mug a wealthy man, but was unsuccessful because I was out of coffee cups. I wish I was less poor and more pour Picture Quote #1

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Leave the cage open. If you love someone, give them a chance to leave. You can always lock them up again should they return to you. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Entrepreneurs adopt the ways of the adept and adapt to a changing environment. Actually, entrepreneurs are more enterpreneurs, because they are forever entering into new territory. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It’s great to be found. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I dated an IRS agent, and I cheated on her. Not with a woman, but on my taxes. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Love is like a chess match, where the queen wins the game and the king just sort of stands around (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) The schizophrenic in the sleeping bag with a live chicken and a can of tomato soup spilling onto the sidewalk had no right to steal my street performance. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Feeling depressed? Lift your chin up, pull your shoulders back, raise your arms, walk with a spring in your step, smile, and very soon your spirits will rise, just like your posture. It works. My spirit just rose, and left me cold and alone in this terrestrial body. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Love is like a hollowed out piece of chocolate, filled with melted music (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Love will wreck your heart like a derailed train. So choo-choose your partner wisely. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up the phone that whole time. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) A blanket could be used to foil slave traders. But so could tinfoil and leftover meatloaf. Geez, the whole Civil War could have been avoided if only Lincoln had known that little trick. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom so I had an unobstructed view. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Your personal brand should be like water: not only clear, but transparent to the public. People thirst for that, and they will drink you up. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I had to close the door on our friendship, because he kept climbing in through my window (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I close my eyes and feel the texture of brick on my fingers in my mind. I try to imagine the wall that surrounds your heart, so I can best devise a plan to breach it. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) She was very close to my heart. Even though we were separated by a distance of 400 years, I was lying on her grave. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) With eyes closed, a kiss is genderless. Now that mustaches are in fashion, some women are finding more hipster love. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Clothes are expensive. Save money and become a nudist. Remember: Fashions may change, but naked is always in style. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor every drop. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I drink coffee like other men paint pictures of naked women. I do it because I love the full body. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I sing like a flower, and I dance like a tree. Let us make love like an overflowing cup of coffee. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I want a coffee machine that runs on gasoline and drives me to work. We can make love in the backseat, next to the cream and sugar. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Growing up I was so poor I wore coffee cups as shoes. The good part was my feet never fell asleep. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I tried to mug a wealthy man, but was unsuccessful because I was out of coffee cups. I wish I was less poor and more pour. (Jarod Kintz Quotes)

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