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It smells funny, but it works (Funny Quotes)
Sometimes the future isn’t funny (Funny Quotes)
I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary (Funny Quotes)
A rich man’s joke is always funny (Funny Quotes)
I’m really funny now (Funny Quotes)
Sometimes I was so funny I couldn’t stand myself (Funny Quotes)
It’s a funny place, this world. Hate has rights. Love has none (Funny Quotes)
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive (Funny Quotes)
Isn’t it funny how we live inside the lies we believe? (Funny Quotes)
Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard (Funny Quotes)
It’s a mystery why certain people find certain things funny (Funny Quotes)
If you can’t be smart or funny, be brief (Funny Quotes)
Funny thing, employment. If you keep doing it, you keep getting paid (Funny Quotes)
I don’t need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh (Funny Quotes)
It’s just something that’s sort of funny, sort of not (Funny Quotes)
Funny the things which civilization has to offer when one misses. Flooring is a lovely thing. Gives one confidence. During my five weeks' occupancy the mud floor stayed wet in spite of great care on my part not to slop the water again. It never did properly dry, because the hut was necessarily dark. No direct sun came in, and the humidity was so terrific that even in direct sunlight nothing ever dried out. Curious to live on a slippery surface. A floor is a very important item (Funny Quotes)
Humour very often consists of shrewd perceptions about people. It's usually fun at someone's expense. Nowadays if you're funny at anybody's expense they run to the UN and say, I must have an ombudsman to protect me. You hardly dare have a shrewd perception about anybody (Funny Quotes)
Life has a funny way of working out just when you start to believe that it never will (Funny Quotes)
I don't mean to be funny (Funny Quotes)
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God (Funny Quotes)
Isn't it funny How a bear likes honey? Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! I wonder why he does? (Funny Quotes)
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you (Funny Quotes)
It's funny how 'friends' forget us when they don't need any more favors (Funny Quotes)
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else (Funny Quotes)
It was funny because she thought of herself as a good team player, although sometimes she suspected that no one else on her team did (Funny Quotes)
What's funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually (Funny Quotes)
It's a funny thing - when I'm crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them! (Funny Quotes)
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on Earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married (Funny Quotes)
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way (Funny Quotes)
Michael is a funny character, for whom I have a great deal of affection. He sat across his desk and seemed to be a bit of a blunt fellow. We began talking about the characters and he opened up about his vision (Funny Quotes)