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Funny Quotes

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
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That awkward moment when you can't stop laughing while telling a joke and when you're finally done your friend doesn't even get it  (Funny Quotes) Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me  (Funny Quotes) Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions  (Funny Quotes) I meant to behave but there were too many other options  (Funny Quotes) Mood swing  (Funny Quotes) Think of how stupid the average person is, and the realize that half of them are stupider than that  (Funny Quotes) I do not fail. I succeed in finding out what does not work  (Funny Quotes) Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened!  (Funny Quotes) Don't take life so seriously. It's not like you're going to get out alive  (Funny Quotes) Girls be like "I watch YouTube makeup tutorials"  (Funny Quotes) Before we go looking for life on other planets can we stop killing life on this one  (Funny Quotes) The problem with some people is that they exist  (Funny Quotes) No makeup  (Funny Quotes) Wake me up at 3am, I'll kill you  (Funny Quotes) I saw that  (Funny Quotes) Monday again  (Funny Quotes) What cake?  (Funny Quotes) Stressed spelled backwards is desserts  (Funny Quotes) Friends are therapists you can drink with  (Funny Quotes) I did not slap you, I high fived your face  (Funny Quotes) God's last name is not Dammit  (Funny Quotes) Me at night  (Funny Quotes) Today has been  (Funny Quotes) Please cancel my subscription to your issues  (Funny Quotes) Stop waiting for your prince. Go find him. The idiot might be stuck in a tree or something  (Funny Quotes) Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid  (Funny Quotes) Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone  (Funny Quotes) I'm moving forward in life, only way i'm looking back is if it's my ass in the mirror  (Funny Quotes) I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color  (Funny Quotes) You mean to tell me that not everyone at the door is trying to kill us all?  (Funny Quotes)
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