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Funny Quotes

You had me at hello - Love Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
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That awkward moment when you can't stop laughing while telling a joke and when you're finally done your friend doesn't even get it  (Funny Quotes) Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me  (Funny Quotes) Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions  (Funny Quotes) I meant to behave but there were too many other options  (Funny Quotes) Mood swing  (Funny Quotes) Think of how stupid the average person is, and the realize that half of them are stupider than that  (Funny Quotes) I do not fail. I succeed in finding out what does not work  (Funny Quotes) Don't take life so seriously. It's not like you're going to get out alive  (Funny Quotes) Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened!  (Funny Quotes) Before we go looking for life on other planets can we stop killing life on this one  (Funny Quotes) Girls be like "I watch YouTube makeup tutorials"  (Funny Quotes) No makeup  (Funny Quotes) The problem with some people is that they exist  (Funny Quotes) Wake me up at 3am, I'll kill you  (Funny Quotes) I saw that  (Funny Quotes) What cake?  (Funny Quotes) Stressed spelled backwards is desserts  (Funny Quotes) Friends are therapists you can drink with  (Funny Quotes) I did not slap you, I high fived your face  (Funny Quotes) Monday again  (Funny Quotes) Stop waiting for your prince. Go find him. The idiot might be stuck in a tree or something  (Funny Quotes) Me at night  (Funny Quotes) Today has been  (Funny Quotes) Please cancel my subscription to your issues  (Funny Quotes) God's last name is not Dammit  (Funny Quotes) Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid  (Funny Quotes) Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone  (Funny Quotes) You mean to tell me that not everyone at the door is trying to kill us all?  (Funny Quotes) I'm moving forward in life, only way i'm looking back is if it's my ass in the mirror  (Funny Quotes) A book a day keeps reality away  (Funny Quotes)
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