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Woody Allen Quotes

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage Picture Quote #1

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys Picture Quote #1

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon Picture Quote #1

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down Picture Quote #1

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best Picture Quote #1

I never think I feel cynical in general. Cynical is reality with an alternate spelling. I feel there’s a gigantic amount of injustice and overt crime every day in the world, from emotional crimes to international crimes, and it often carries rewards Picture Quote #1

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I spend a lot of time idly. I go to sporting events, play my clarinet. I practise. But if you work every day, a certain amount on a steady basis, the work accumulates Picture Quote #1

I like writing. It keeps my mind off grim subjects. It’s therapeutic in the same way a patient in an institution is given fingerpaints Picture Quote #1

For some reason it gives people pleasure to equate the life of certain movie actors or actresses with their actual lives Picture Quote #1

I’m generally not a social dramatist or comedy writer. My interests have always been more in psychological stories or personal relations and comic ideas Picture Quote #1

I wish I was writing something much more heavy each time I did a film, and that the comedies just occasionally come out. But unfortunately you’re stuck with what you’re born with Picture Quote #1

Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw Picture Quote #1

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Many people who get a lot of money are willing to work with me for no money. This is true Picture Quote #1

As the author you know how you want it to appear on screen and it’s always the content dictating the form Picture Quote #1

Writing is great because you never have to meet the test of reality when you’re writing. When I write the film is always a masterpiece at that point. I write and I make up things and budgets don’t mean anything and it’s great Picture Quote #1

I have a limitless amount of great music at my disposal and it’s very, very pleasurable because when the music goes on the film it’s amazing how much it livens up the film and gives it an emotional kick in the pants, sort of Picture Quote #1

Comedians have a tendency to have a limited range, they tend to do one thing and do it very well, but it’s limited Picture Quote #1

I can do a limited amount of things and that’s what I do and I feel comfortable doing it and I have no particular desire to do anything else as an actor Picture Quote #1

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When one chooses to be a writer, psychologically there’s a reason for that because you like the isolation and you like to be by yourself and you are by nature timid Picture Quote #1

Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing Picture Quote #1

Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It’s a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants Picture Quote #1

I know what I think but I don’t know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit drunk and dance it for you Picture Quote #1

I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts Picture Quote #1

This sounds so bleak when I say it, but we need some delusions to keep us going. And the people who successfully delude themselves seem happier than the people who can’t Picture Quote #1

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There’s no rhyme or reason to anything that I do. It’s whatever seems right at the time Picture Quote #1

It figures you’ve got to hate yourself if you’ve got any integrity at all Picture Quote #1

There’s no correlation between what the public likes and what I’m after. I’m in a different world Picture Quote #1

I’ve been lucky because my films have consistently made a profit, almost all of them have made a profit. Never a huge profit, but nobody gets hurt. And therefore I get a lot of freedom Picture Quote #1

If you aren’t failing every now and then, you’re probably playing it too safe Picture Quote #1

The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants Picture Quote #1

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage (Woody Allen Quotes) I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys (Woody Allen Quotes) Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon (Woody Allen Quotes) On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best (Woody Allen Quotes) I never think I feel cynical in general. Cynical is reality with an alternate spelling. I feel there’s a gigantic amount of injustice and overt crime every day in the world, from emotional crimes to international crimes, and it often carries rewards (Woody Allen Quotes) I spend a lot of time idly. I go to sporting events, play my clarinet. I practise. But if you work every day, a certain amount on a steady basis, the work accumulates (Woody Allen Quotes) I like writing. It keeps my mind off grim subjects. It’s therapeutic in the same way a patient in an institution is given fingerpaints (Woody Allen Quotes) For some reason it gives people pleasure to equate the life of certain movie actors or actresses with their actual lives (Woody Allen Quotes) I’m generally not a social dramatist or comedy writer. My interests have always been more in psychological stories or personal relations and comic ideas (Woody Allen Quotes) I wish I was writing something much more heavy each time I did a film, and that the comedies just occasionally come out. But unfortunately you’re stuck with what you’re born with (Woody Allen Quotes) Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw (Woody Allen Quotes) Many people who get a lot of money are willing to work with me for no money. This is true (Woody Allen Quotes) As the author you know how you want it to appear on screen and it’s always the content dictating the form (Woody Allen Quotes) Writing is great because you never have to meet the test of reality when you’re writing. When I write the film is always a masterpiece at that point. I write and I make up things and budgets don’t mean anything and it’s great (Woody Allen Quotes) I have a limitless amount of great music at my disposal and it’s very, very pleasurable because when the music goes on the film it’s amazing how much it livens up the film and gives it an emotional kick in the pants, sort of (Woody Allen Quotes) Comedians have a tendency to have a limited range, they tend to do one thing and do it very well, but it’s limited (Woody Allen Quotes) I can do a limited amount of things and that’s what I do and I feel comfortable doing it and I have no particular desire to do anything else as an actor (Woody Allen Quotes) When one chooses to be a writer, psychologically there’s a reason for that because you like the isolation and you like to be by yourself and you are by nature timid (Woody Allen Quotes) Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing (Woody Allen Quotes) Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It’s a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants (Woody Allen Quotes) I know what I think but I don’t know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit drunk and dance it for you (Woody Allen Quotes) I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts (Woody Allen Quotes) This sounds so bleak when I say it, but we need some delusions to keep us going. And the people who successfully delude themselves seem happier than the people who can’t (Woody Allen Quotes) There’s no rhyme or reason to anything that I do. It’s whatever seems right at the time (Woody Allen Quotes) It figures you’ve got to hate yourself if you’ve got any integrity at all (Woody Allen Quotes) There’s no correlation between what the public likes and what I’m after. I’m in a different world (Woody Allen Quotes) I’ve been lucky because my films have consistently made a profit, almost all of them have made a profit. Never a huge profit, but nobody gets hurt. And therefore I get a lot of freedom (Woody Allen Quotes) If you aren’t failing every now and then, you’re probably playing it too safe (Woody Allen Quotes) The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants (Woody Allen Quotes)

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