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Woody Allen Quotes

When a man is driving in a car and looks out the window and notices a woman with a great body, as he strains to check her face out, how does she know to keep turning so the back of her head is always toward him? Picture Quote #1

I’d like to make a great movie. I’ve made many movies. I think I’ve made some good movies. I’ve never felt I’ve made a great movie Picture Quote #1

It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o’clock Picture Quote #1

I’ve always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them Picture Quote #1

Having sex is like bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand Picture Quote #1

The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that Picture Quote #1

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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens Picture Quote #1

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank Picture Quote #1

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back Picture Quote #1

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead Picture Quote #1

Sex relieves tension - love causes it Picture Quote #1

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television Picture Quote #1

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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose Picture Quote #1

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government Picture Quote #1

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear Picture Quote #1

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers Picture Quote #1

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right Picture Quote #1

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans Picture Quote #1

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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune Picture Quote #1

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else Picture Quote #1

Me and nature are two Picture Quote #1

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours Picture Quote #1

History is the same thing over and over again Picture Quote #1

Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest Picture Quote #1

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Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end Picture Quote #1

I was a smart kid and I was not understood by my parents Picture Quote #1

None of the arts are any good unless you really are great at them Picture Quote #1

I usually want to crawl into the ground after I make a film, almost invariably Picture Quote #1

See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics Picture Quote #1

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers Picture Quote #1

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When a man is driving in a car and looks out the window and notices a woman with a great body, as he strains to check her face out, how does she know to keep turning so the back of her head is always toward him? (Woody Allen Quotes) I’d like to make a great movie. I’ve made many movies. I think I’ve made some good movies. I’ve never felt I’ve made a great movie. (Woody Allen Quotes) It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o’clock. (Woody Allen Quotes) I’ve always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them. (Woody Allen Quotes) Having sex is like bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. (Woody Allen Quotes) The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that. (Woody Allen Quotes) I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens (Woody Allen Quotes) If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank (Woody Allen Quotes) When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back (Woody Allen Quotes) I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex relieves tension - love causes it (Woody Allen Quotes) Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television (Woody Allen Quotes) I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose (Woody Allen Quotes) I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government (Woody Allen Quotes) I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear (Woody Allen Quotes) I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers (Woody Allen Quotes) If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right (Woody Allen Quotes) If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans (Woody Allen Quotes) It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune (Woody Allen Quotes) My one regret in life is that I am not someone else (Woody Allen Quotes) Me and nature are two (Woody Allen Quotes) What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours (Woody Allen Quotes) History is the same thing over and over again (Woody Allen Quotes) Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest (Woody Allen Quotes) Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end (Woody Allen Quotes) I was a smart kid and I was not understood by my parents (Woody Allen Quotes) None of the arts are any good unless you really are great at them (Woody Allen Quotes) I usually want to crawl into the ground after I make a film, almost invariably (Woody Allen Quotes) See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics (Woody Allen Quotes) My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers (Woody Allen Quotes)

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